Miriam V

Chocolate cake eater, coffee lover, book enthusiast. Mommy to a precious princess, and baby hulk who happen to think I'm hilarious.

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

The same daughter who leaves crumbs on the floor and calls them "ant samples" #momlife #lorthelpme #thisgirlhere

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

If we could have @NutellaUSA in a glass jar and microwave it life would be magical 😍 #whynotus #wewantwarmnutella

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

Today at pre-school breakfast: two dads discussing their daughter hair dilemmas. #waytogodads #shewantedbangs #dadsdontlikehaircuts #dadlife

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

@AuthorCMichaels Sweet Home Alabama

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

Things you hear on the radio in Texas: You can put your boot in the oven but that don't make 'em biscuits #TexasRadio #mademyday

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

My 2 yr old shares a Birthday with two of my favorite people @JJWatt and @RWitherspoon #howawesomeisthat #Ihavegreattiming

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

I love Texas, BUT today the pollen was so bad it looked like smoke was in the air. ALL DAY! #stupidallergies #sickaf #crazybipolartexasweather

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

Sunday @Academy : 2yr old walks up to treadmill, turns around and lays down #hehastherightidea #definitelymyson #momlife #toddlerlife

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Strong. Powerful. Beautiful. Leaders.
Rightfully celebrated.
Happy International Women’s Day!

#InternationalWomensDay

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

Parenting tip 125: when on a field trip and also short have your kids wear the brightest pants and shoes they own #momlife #neonrainbowpants #hotpinkshoes

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

@TheRock But what if let's say, a particular woman is not even 5" tall? Does that help or hurt my chances? 🤔🤣

[itsjudytime @itsjudytime]

Kicking negativity in the ASK 💃🏻

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

When you feel like you are dying from the flu and your 5 y.o. says "Its okay, I can make a peanut butter sandwich if you are sick. I just can't reach the bread." #sweetgirl #momlife #toocute #damnflu

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

In the words of @mindykaling as Mindy Lahiri: "You mean I have to be alone wirh my thoughts?" #Icantstandthem #butwhy

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“Falling down is how we grow. Staying down is how we die.”

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

Me: guys where are you?
4yr old: *walks in talking on pretend smart watch* "I gotta go back to the future. BYE!" #ToddlerLife
#momlife #howdoessheknow

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

The handful of times I actually call someone, they are all driving. And get tickets #sorryguys #Illsticktotexting #storyofmylife

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

People don't like change. You know who taught me that? My toddler. #tinypeopledontlikechange #momlife #wordtoyomother

[Miriam V @its_miniMimi]

I put the boy to bed 2 hours ago. I can still hear him talking to himself #momlife #momofatoddler #MerryChristmas