missy

shopaholic, vegan, SVU marathoner

[missy @its_miss]

I’ve been thinking about the time a guy told me I was brave when I was wearing a romper. At the time, I thought he was trying to say I was brave because I’m chunky but now I’m like.. was he saying that because that romper was last season and from Macy’s?!

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@jrhagan357 @KeeleyFox29 Liberals dont like guns…

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Straight guys will make the number of countries they’ve visited their entire personality

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@DocAhmadMalik What was the purpose of posting this?

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People should not be able to pick out glasses without contacts in. I don’t know what my blurry self was thinking with these hexagonal frames

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@Cinnabon

[Kate Baer @KateJBaer]

please stop

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@thehill 👏👏👏

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My Lyft asked if I minded if he talked on the phone to which I said no and now I realize he is on FACETIME. i hate everyone

[missy @its_miss]

I just got a dress from Farm Rio and it smelled very earthy… is that normal?

[missy @its_miss]

I referenced Posh Spice at work today and someone said “who’s that?” so now I need to retire

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

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Can we as a society agree to stop giving paper weights as gifts?

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@MarlenaStell 👏👏👏

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@KateByrnes1 @dog_rates @15outof10 @MacThePitbull So sorry for your loss

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@virgosgrooviest My queen

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It’s so amazing how no one actually knows what they’re doing

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@lufthansa 35853839

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@lufthansa I had a flight canceled in June and still have not heard back or been refunded for the hotel I had to book in Germany.

[missy @its_miss]

That one time @SpiritAirlines canceled my flight home from Mexico and gave me a $21 meal voucher that expired 4 months later.