Will

[Will @its_my_will]

You ever sit on the toilet with the seat up? It will have you rethinking life

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

u know how much of a sicko u gotta be to get banned on xbox live in 2013?? they was lettin niggas do ANYTHING back then

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

June 12, 2015???????????

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Game of Thrones season 7 episode 1

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

AVERAGE TOM BRADY COMMENTARY: As a QB, you’re looking to see if your receiver has that extra step on the corner and can cut back outside. You’re dealing with fine margins, Kevin.

AVERAGE TONY ROMO COMMENTARY: You ever think about eating a football, Jim? I have.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I always wear an undershirt when I go out in public to have a fight loudly with my wife.

[Will @its_my_will]

This app isn’t real and you’re all a figment of my imagination

[🪨GAY ROCKY🪐🛰️🌟 @_regalecus]

I am never ever deleting Facebook its like a zoo for brainrotted boomers

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

tl has never reached these heights since

[stone cold steve exhausted @blvckcement]

I know Deshaun Watson was nervous as shit lmaooo

[westerosies @westerosies]

How it feels to be excited for all the upcoming HBO Game of Thrones spinoffs:

[Will @its_my_will]

@Thuislander Clankers

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Shane Gillis tricked the ESPYS crowd into believing his friend’s wife was a WNBA star 😭

“4x WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany, everybody. I'm just joking around; that's my friend's wife, I knew none of you knew WNBA players.”

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen]

No, that would make gold worthless and we’d all still be poor.

Take a goddamn economics class.