Kodak

Master of my fate. @manutd fan.

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@k_laus1 Your'e overthinking it

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@chris29ke Huku ni kibabii ama

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Reminder: Messi has NEVER faced Spain, Brazil, England, Germany or Portugal in a World Cup knockout stage in his entire career. Ronaldo’s Portugal? Spain (again), France, England, Uruguay, Morocco..

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@justTristy 🤣

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Hapa stage kuna mkisii ameambiwa anyamaze 5mins apewe simu, kufika 4mins akauliza "inakuja hadi na charger?". A very dumb mf.

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@_viviannnnee Ni mi nakushow

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Kuna morio wangu akiwa na 50bob mbele nyuma he'd rather achukue mali kwa pedi badala ya kustress kitu ya kudishi supper.

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@Adrian_realestt Inafaa tu hivo

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@AlphaTheBurn To escape the reality ya kuinama

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@_f_rank Hehe, for example zikiwa zimeshika saa sita usiku utaenda kusaka food wapi na huna pesa

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..The entitlement surprised me. I calmly logged everyone out and changed the password.
She messaged later acting shocked. I just reminded her of the one simple condition.

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This girl said her streaming subscription was too expensive and she was cutting back on shows.
I gave her my password on one condition: “Don’t share it with anyone else, it’s just for you.” She
thanked me and for a month it was...

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..perfect. Then my account started lagging like crazy and showed 6 devices logged in from different cities.
I asked her directly. She said, “I shared with my sister, cousin, and a few friends. You have unlimited profiles anyway, what’s the problem?”..

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@GuchuBIC Fr mehn

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Put Ronaldo in Argentina team and Messi in Portugal team.

Will you get the same results?

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@UR_karanja Might be🥲

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When my younger bro and I were little, He drank kerosene by mistake. They gave him milk to counter the effects of kerosene. I saw this and wanted to drink milk too, so I took the kerosene and drank it ,they used palm oil and beating to counter my effects.

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@pato220728 Chill bro🤣

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As long as you’re not my sibling, my intentions will always be to hit, nothing more.

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@ItsTwyne Real yappers

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Why do women prefer to complain about the problem instead of look for the solution?

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@nikokadiKE A solid 3 if you ask me

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@KE_MrBlack It's all about money