Pheih Mwaura

Enjoy life while it lasts 😌

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

Again, the brutality is the point. Believe your lying eyes. You can't afford what you used to, and you're pointed to a road being built and told the economy is working. You're abducted, or beaten, and told "si sorry bas, we have a good constitution". Goons roam the streets and you're told security starts with you. This is an argument between Kenya's past and its future.

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

Nangoja sana headline ya Standard ya kesho. Mfinye kufinya. Please do not disappoint😂

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

THE ABDUCTORS 💉💉💉

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Armed men trail, abduct Standard Group's Associate Editor Alex Kiprotich

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

10% of my twitter earnings will go to @_marywanjiku until she gets well. Nimeweka ya the last two weeks ♥️

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

In between the Year 2026 and 2030 some of us will be graduating, buying our first cars, properties, getting married and a good paying Job. May God make all of that possible.

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

One thing nobody teaches you about adulthood:
You can be extremely tired, broke, confused and still wake up the next morning and act like everything is under control. 😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Please get out of your comfort zone this month, face your fears and chase those dreams. You're not getting any younger.

[C A R O @Ms_CarolineMM]

I pray this phase passes. Life is humbling me, and I’m just taking my L’s in private, shem. 😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Sleeping alone is better than sharing a bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

[Lara @Tick_3310]

the real flex is being loved by someone who gives you peace instead of constantly testing your patience.

i don’t want a love story that keeps me anxious. i want one that lets me breathe.

[5 People @_MtuTano]

I'm never messy with my exes but hii nayo imenibamba😂😂😂it was long overdue.

[NJAMBI•FEVER @njambifever]

Last time I used my X account. I was just 23, broke and crazy. Now I’m 26. Still crazy, not broke tho’ … a whole mum! Got married 🤣 & recently separated . Wawawawawa. Maisha AfroCinema. Maisha movie. Anyway at least I’m not broke rn fuck😭😬

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Life ya ndoa huwa funny.. Unaeza choose jamaa halewi, aanze kulewa akiwa kwa kina ndoa.. Uchague dem petite, anonee kwa ndoa.. Uchague jamaa ako monied, msote mkiwa kwa ndoa.. You can choose right, ikue crooked with time😂

[Nancy 🇰🇪 @nancy_p11]

Wacha nimuombe za salon aingie mafichoni, hii talking stage iishe...ju sasa nitashinda I'm ok hadi lini🤷😂😂😂

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

If you're the boda guy (branded bolt) carrying eggs amekua a head of our boda hapo waiyaki way karibu mwisho wa expressway a matatu imekuhit na ikarun ni KCR 082A imeenda kupark huko mwisho.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

DSTV by now inafaa imeStudy the market and made the packages cheaper.. The more they keep the ceiling high, the more people embrace illegal streams and they might close shop in the near future..

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

And when you pray tonight, pray for someone to recognise your gifts and hard work. May God disturb them about your life. May they remember you when they enter powerful rooms. May grace locate you.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Na ukiingia kwa mat iko karibu kujaa na uone mtu anaingia na mpenziwe it is just common sense uhame uende kwa kiti ingine and leave them the 2 seats wakae pamoja.

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

Is checking your partner's phone a sign of insecurity? Let's hear both sides.