Alex Whitehead

"Do you think God lives in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He created?" - Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

STEM majors vs Liberal Arts majors

[andy @andreyuhhhhhhh]

there are only 2 genders

[rt your kink @rtyourkink]

an orgy with the Justice League

[Michael Coleman @noironyintended]

this is the future liberals want

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Me trying to finish this semester

[Alex Whitehead @its_really_alex]

A highlight of senior year

[SNCKPCK ★彡 @SNCKPCK]

zoom into the dog nose

[Alex Whitehead @its_really_alex]

@briiiborg 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Alex Whitehead @its_really_alex]

This person obviously hasn't seen Scooby Doo on Zombie Island https://t.co/zAar3gVkAx

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Greatest Scooby Doo movie of all time

[Jay Zim @jay_zimmer]

*Zoey 101 starts*

Zoey: "Are you ready?"

Me: "Ooooooooo"

[Alex Whitehead @its_really_alex]

Officially accepting Valentine applications. Please guys, I don't want my mom to think I'm a loser

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Leo. He was a skater pup. She said see ya later pup. He wasn't good enough for her. 12/10 you're good enough for me Leo

[Alex Whitehead @its_really_alex]

Ever lie to yourself about how good something tastes just because you spent money on it?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

FREE MY MANS HE AIN'T DO SHIT