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Hii Diiv Society 🔱♓️ Producer. Engineer … and I’m clearly not here a lot. Wassup though?

[¡Ay, Dios Mio! @DeeMarccThoo]

@redactedobscure Yall don’t want straight men in gay spaces now yall mad bc a gay man said he don’t hang with “straight” men…yall are exhausting!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girl to girl: sometimes you’ll find an old picture of yourself and suddenly realize you were actually beautiful during a time when you spent so much energy criticizing yourself.

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Ngl (not gonna lie) this is pretty damn accurate

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…In the face of breaking leases and relocating, these people are worried about “liking” these simple ass jobs…

In THIS job market.

You know what I like wayyy less?
Poverty.

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Months of jumping thru every algorithm hoop, with all of these modified, perfected resumes…

customized to GENUINELY fit these overblown job descriptions…

just to finally book an interview and be told that you’re overqualified, in the nicest way possible.

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Between God and this universe of his, I’ve been a pretty good listener and believer in signs.
I have never needed to be humiliated into making a smart decision.
If I was supposed to reset my life THIS year, I would have known way before now…

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@luckyyyjay Lmao I hopped on here JUST to see who else caught that. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@_iamjamila 😂😂😂
Chilli - MAGA
TBoz - Dem
LISA - writing her own name in the ballot instead of breaking the tie. 😩

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@realJNolan ….. 😂😂😂

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@aabbyn_ Yep, then they try and turn it into a “thing” around the office … which makes you hate them after all. 😂 🤷🏾‍♀️

[deeps @x_deeps]

@notcapnamerica i just cant believe he starred in Get Out but ended up being in a cult irl

[Celestial Seasonings @LesAntionette]

@LookAtDustin Everytime I see Kim’s old face I be wanting to fight whoever abused her and had her thinking she wasn’t pretty.

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@KrucialKB @Lexy871534 @cy_an1de Ooooooooooooo that “bum” hit so harrrrrrrrrrrrd. 😂 you winnnnnnnnnn.

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@KrucialKB @Lexy871534 @cy_an1de That 45-2 says sumn different. Peaaaace. 🤡

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@KrucialKB @Lexy871534 @cy_an1de lol Google the word “mostly” and relax lil nigga. Fingerb-ng your heart out. 😂🤷🏾‍♀️

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@Lexy871534 @KrucialKB @cy_an1de Lexy Notice it’s mostly the men like “wEll wE grOwN” lol … he knows damn well it’s not the backpacking that’s OD. Go RUB HER WHOLE COOCHIE at home lol.

[This not the freedom Toussaint fought for @yourhighnessesq]

Angel Reese and Anthony Edwards are about the same age. Last year he had three children by 3 different women and she graduated, started a podcast, broke WNBA records and was on the cover of magazines. But she posted tik toks and twerks so she’s a degenerate and he’s just fine.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Pisces will mirror your energy, then watch you get mad at your own energy. That’s why people hate us especially those who don’t love themselves

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@legallyPINK__ Even worse, she was a missing teen who reappeared as his adult bride… Jaguar said her maiden name before, and I looked it up (last year). She was STILL classified Missing under that name, like JW said. 🤦🏾‍♀️ …yaknow what THAT sounds like?! 🚦

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…and there’s so much human tr—in Atlanta that ALL of these red front doors feel like signals [to me] LOL. They’re gonna snatch me out of my new driveway as soon as they* track my work schedule. 🧿

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House hunting: 👀 If I saw a BIGGER variety of “accent front door” colors… or if those red/yellow/mint doors actually complemented the houses that I’ve seen them on - I wouldn’t feel so … unsettled … by them…