Simiyu

Software Developer | Python, PHP, MySQL, Django, Laravel | Creating Scalable Web & Cloud Solutions | Passionate About Clean Code & Reliable Systems

[Simiyu @its_simiyu1]

We can't but fear since we are broke
We can't waste time since we are jobless
Pole pole tu tutafika

Tuesday is Tuesday

[Simiyu @its_simiyu1]

As Ronaldo fans the only thing that is keeping us on this Goat debate is a pride man…

That Argentine midget is too good…😭😭

[Simiyu @its_simiyu1]

A pattern I've noticed in dev work:
Senior engineers fix boring bugs.
Junior devs chase exciting features.
Reading documentation is a superpower disguised as patience.

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Unacheki kifo?!
Hadi nilikua niiona kama comedy but ilifika mahali Gachau anatoa tu macho nje nikajua nigga is finished...Obinna ameshikwa na stress akaanza kumpiga makofi pale chini 😄 🤣 😂

[Eduardo @Edu254_]

Gachau Njoroge ameona dust, we wish him a quick recovery

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Kumbe kimchezo tu hivyo unaezapelekwa sayuni buana 😄 🤣 😂.
Gachau amekua cabbage head mwenyewe 😂.

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Viagra sio kupigama, Viagra ni ya kuinua machuma tu 😄 🤣 😂

[Peterson @LiveLetLiveKe]

I hope you've all seen steroids won't take you anywhere.
Well deserved beating from Phil, Gachau can now concentrate on his ivermectin and fake masculinity Mbwa yeye🚮

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Clients wa Gachau please keep your trainer,he needs you more than you need him.
#vurugu2 #obinatv

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@samuelmwangi191 Na kunywa dawa ya ng'ombe 😄 🤣 😂

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Clients wa Gachau please keep your trainer,he needs you more than you need him.
#vurugu2 #obinatv

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@Darfur007 @Ducati_dreams @BIGBADOGRE_ Hii ilikua vita ya kukuliana dem 😄 🤣 😂

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Phil letting Gachau land punches on him in the first four rounds. #vurugu2

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@Gooddlovee Hello

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Nimeacha gachau amepigwa akakufa kadogo😂mimi nitanunua gun tu, juu eiii😂
#vurugu2 #obinatv #boxing

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Viagra ilifanya Gachau akaona anezapigana 😄
#vurugu2 #obinatv #arrowboy

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Gachau is being cooked 😄 🤣
Abebe tu machuma #vurugu2 #obinatv

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Gachau is being cooked 😄 🤣
Abebe tu machuma #vurugu2 #obinatv

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[Simiyu @its_simiyu1]

A pattern I've noticed in dev work:
Senior engineers fix boring bugs.
Junior devs chase exciting features.
Reading documentation is a superpower disguised as patience. #HousingRevolution #KiambuNiWiziTu #KARAForCommunitySecurity

[Simiyu @its_simiyu1]

A pattern I've noticed in dev work:
Senior engineers fix boring bugs.
Junior devs chase exciting features.
Reading documentation is a superpower disguised as patience. #HousingRevolution #KiambuNiWiziTu #KARAForCommunitySecurity

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@Still_learner Hey
@its_simiyu1

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