Deputy sheriff

Business man. Ready for business. Arsenal is my DNA.

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@Mate_Tongola Sarcastic Mr. TM

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@gidikariuki Remove Messi and we are all not supporting Argentina.

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@iam_nyakoi Do you sell Deco books?

[Ma†e †ongola @Mate_Tongola]

Look, it's Geo Spencer!

Tune in!

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Arap mashamba ameskia kuna shamba ya Elon watu wana farm engagements, ndio hio amekuja kugrab.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

On Matchday 33 of the 2025–26 Premier League season, Arsenal played against Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium.

The game ended 2–1 in favour of City. At full-time, Manchester City players were doing victory laps while rival fans flooded social media with posts about Arsenal bottling the league.

But in the middle of all the gloom, one man lifted his head, looked at his captain Martin Ødegaard and said:

“It’s not done.”

That man was Declan Rice.

Arsenal went on to win every remaining league game, storming to the Premier League title and finishing 7 points clear of Manchester City.

But why do I look back on Matchday 33 with such nostalgia?

Because ladies and gentlemen, it’s been exactly 33 days since Arsenal won the league title.

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@ignyharaz2 Give her a one year contract and let her only play cup games😅

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@RodinSimi Because we are big, we attract their players brother.

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@omwanba_ @ignyharaz2 😅

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@christonshia1 @Maryian96 Ask your mother again and hope she tells you the truth this time.

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@BoboWamboiKuria True definition of bravery and brains. No matter what, stand with the people.

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@MontserratUser Old guard

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@Afc_ArsenalX1 Eze is lazy no matter how we all love him. His penalty miss was of impact than that of Gabriel.

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@Saddam_KE A proper final 😂

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@Maryian96 They used to be out sister school well behaved and disciplined no one would have ever thought there would come such a time

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@kijana_misa We all know that the trophy can't leave London whatsoever. Even Arsenal will end up with a replica, we have a football knowledge friend

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Oscar Sudi audaciously claims that Uhuru knew nothing about the economy. He said Uhuru left office when the dollar was trading at KSh 160, and that through his input and Ruto’s leadership, the dollar has now dropped to KSh 129. Keep in mind Uhuru went to Amherst College in the United States, where he earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in Economics and Political Science while Sudi is graduate of Kapsoya ECD where he attained a leaving certificate.

Facts: when Uhuru left office in September 2022, the dollar was trading at around KSh 122. It was under Ruto’s regime that it later rose to KSh 160. But then again, this is Oscar Sudi, a man so daft he can’t even whistle to the English version of our nation anthem.

These are the same people telling you that you don’t need to read the Finance Bill because they’ll interpret it for you. I can bet with my life that Sudi doesn’t even know how to spell “finance”. But he somehow wants to convince us that he has read the finance bill to the last page. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa.

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@WaruiJohn2 Maybe ata hizo balls hauna zilikataa kushuka.