YaQs

Mostly tweets. Occasionally sense.

[Harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @THFCHarvey18]

It’s all so fake and performative. Egypt have a wall between them and Palestine and refuse to accept any Palestinians into their country 😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

À point of correction David, he wishes to leave Newcastle and joint the premier champions. Let’s respect each other please.

[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

He is still missing, please repost until he is found

[Pawò @illxgally]

Na since like 3 years old them don Dey mentally program us to live our lives for women, from when Prince Charming dey go save Cinderella from dragon.
Cinderella no fit save herself?

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

This is THE MAN OF THE YEAR.

Alex Onyia is vindicated! He is my MVP.

When he defended some of the children in his CBT Testing centers, he knew exactly what he was doing. Those children are on FIRE! Alex could vouch for some of them — because he knew that JAMB & WAEC are a walk in the park.

Next time, when he calls out WAEC or JAMB, listen! Don’t reduce everything to tribe or Miracle centers. He has invested heavily in those children. I won’t forget when he ordered (1000 pieces of low cost — fairly used Lenovo Thinkpad PCs from Germany) in a hurry.

He even promised to order thousands more! He keeps fighting for education. He fought for the students of UNN to have better hostels.

He hosts Math Olympiad & trains teachers & pupils. He single-handedly put education back on the map. His advocacy has become an established powerhouse. Alex is global now!

The Presidency are confused. They don’t know how to congratulate the children for winning 12 Gold medals & 3 silver at the STEM Olympiad in Rome, Italy. Congratulating the children could easily be interpreted as promoting Peter Obi.

The world-class performance of the children is why the government must begin to invest in education & sponsor education tournaments.

Their victory is why tribalism & bigotry must die for Nigeria to rise. Aso Rock would have taken all the glory. All they needed to do was reach out & bankroll the children. Congratulating the Geniuses is easy for Peter Gregory Obi.

After all, education is his strongest suit. 👏👏

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

When Alex was fighting for victims that suffered in the hands of JAMB he didn’t ask of tribe before he fought

When he ensured Nigeria get a spot at the STEM Olympiad he did it for Nigeria

Stop tribalism

[Pat Condell @patcondell]

Their lives weren’t stolen. They were murdered by Muslims.

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

Good for them. Meanwhile, Egypt has around 10 million Coptic Christians, yet there isn’t a single Coptic Christian player on Egypt’s national team.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The wait is over.

We have 2 golds: Chimdiebube Onwubiko and Don Anele Munachimso.

We are the best in the world!

Egejurum Onyedikachi’s name was omitted. He should have a gold.

[MERIT🕶️ @LM_MessiRebirth]

BVN - Biometrics

NIN - Biometrics

Drivers license - Biometrics

Immigration - Biometrics

INEC registration - Biometrics

Election Day:

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

The entire point of hijabs is supposedly to keep the lustful gaze and uncontrollable sexual appetite of creepy perverted Muslim men under control.

Why are kindergarten children wearing hijabs?

Have you asked yourself that question, Sam?

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Thierry Henry on Portugal’s elimination from the FIFA World Cup:

🗣️ “I’m going to say something that a lot of Portuguese supporters probably don’t want to hear.

This Portugal team has massively underperformed.

Not because they lacked talent, but because too many of their biggest players never reached the level everyone expected.

Bruno Fernandes has been dreadful by his own standards throughout this World Cup. The creativity, the leadership, the decisive moments we’ve seen for years simply weren’t there. Then you look at Vitinha and João Neves—fresh from winning the Champions League with PSG. Two midfielders who dominated Europe. Yet in this tournament, they’ve been almost invisible. Missing in action when Portugal needed control, composure and personality.

And then there is Cristiano Ronaldo.

People will blame him because that’s the easy thing to do.

I won’t.

Because if you decide to start Cristiano, then you have to build situations that suit him. Instead, Portugal kept circulating possession without purpose. They had one of the greatest penalty-box finishers football has ever seen, yet they hardly gave him the service he lives on. That’s not on Ronaldo. That’s on the team around him.

Spain deserve enormous credit.

They played with a clear identity from the first minute until the last. Every player knew his role. Every movement had purpose. Portugal, on the other hand, looked like eleven talented footballers trying to solve the game individually rather than collectively.

That’s why Spain are still in this World Cup.

And that’s why Portugal are going home.

Not because they had worse players…

But because they never played like a better team.”

[Ifedayo (JIMCRUZ) @ifedayo_johnson]

No ‘pure Muslim private school’ is making a Christian its headboy tho.

Maybe you should start from there.

[0.J @feranmii_e]

Mind you, there is a court judgement

Parents followed their children to school to defy a court judgement

This is what “moderate” Islamic ideology is

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Under Tinubu.
EFCC is giving a ghost worker an award 😂 😂 😂

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

Wallahi if you gathered the entire Dantata family in one place, Dangote included, and emptied every account they own, they still would not produce ₦61 trillion, over 40 billion dollars, in CASH. Even Elon Musk, the richest man on the planet, does not have that kind of money lying idle. To raise the $44 billion he paid for Twitter, he had to sell over $20 billion of his Tesla shares, take a $13 billion loan from a consortium of banks, and BEG co-investors for another $7 billion. That is what it takes for the world’s wealthiest man to gather a sum smaller than what you people claim one man in Kano kept in cash. Our problem with numbers is beginning to border on mental illness.

[DK @dukester_94]

No shame in losing a duel to the best striker we have seen in a decade, probably top 10 ever already.

Gabriel still walks into pretty much any team in the world. The hate he receives is because of the club he plays for and the goals he scores.

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

Liverpool fans out in force pushing this narrative when half of the Netherlands goals conceded were from VVD getting beat in the air by 5ft 3 Japanese players.