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Still fighting crime with mangoes and limes.

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in honor of @zitrohouseparty’s birthday, here we are looking young dumb and hot in 2015

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@missmilkton Game of thrones

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for intl women’s day, I wish for every man to retake Why You Don’t Stare At Women 101 until they get a perfect score

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ATMD (ate too much dinner)

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My friends crack me up

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Rage against the machine but the machine is just my body and its only me that is raging

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@delwatergap getting ready for radio city

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“What if I need my velvet cape” -me packing for a two day trip

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@zitrohouseparty following

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beer CAN be a meal

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Cobb salad cry for help

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thinking about how in 2012 I watched The Newsroom and then wanted to be a newscaster…. goodbye

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that’s my valentines tweet!

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if I had the metabolism of a man I’d eat soo many sandwiches

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inhaled ant killer!

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one football game is on and the price of Tostitos quadruples

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obsessed with my google search history 💕😘

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New York

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@erikanary @NJTRANSIT Uh oh

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@brentmartone oh the places we could go

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@johnjannuzzi Oh no