Dr. Abbey

God, Country, Notre Dame. ☘️ Lover of stilettos, cocktails, Christmas, & CLE Sports. Jhonk Stan. Big Al’s daughter. #DOOL superfan. PhD in Consumer Science.

[Dr. Abbey @itsabbeybehappy]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

I will continue to support Notre Dame, even if it kills me, and I ask that you support and respect my decision. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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@sauceseeow @denzelward @LCCaptains The Captains are a scam, in general. Will never go back. Worst organization in the Guards hierarchy.

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@JustJayJax The lady behind us was talking to the husband complaining and she goes, “oh, well this is my daughter’s first flight and I bought seats together so we knew we’d sit together.”

Like, DUH!

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I have absolutely ZERO fucking sympathy for people who get pissed at Southwest for not “seating them with their families.”

Ma’am, your kids are adults. If you want sit together, BUY SEATS THAT LET YOU SIT TOGETHER. It’s not that fucking hard.

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Other people have said this but I would pay extra to be on an adults only flight.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Unsure when he turns 18, but he should checkout Safelite for any open technician roles; no experience needed. Our district manager down there is the best!

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It is crazy how your mind works in corporate. My boss’s boss? I’d run a marathon for her. My old boss? I’d drop everything to help him. My current boss? Just doesn’t quite inspire or connect with me like they do. Idk. Anywho.

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@carlyteller People keep calling you petty but they obviously don’t know the whole story. You clearly love the fans and city so maybe someday we’ll get a tell all 😂

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My father-in-law said he tried the best frozen pizza and wondered if we ever had it… that pizza in question? Home Run Inn. He was impressed.

Just made me miss the guys 😞 @OneFootDown

[MLB @MLB]

“To infinity and beyond!”

Mookie Betts signed a ball after his Toy Story commercial and we’re giving it away ⚾

Repost and reply for a chance to win!

See Toy Story 5 only in theaters June 19

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@MLB this is so sweet 🥹

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@RaminNasibov @elonmusk Math Blaster. 😞

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I’m so…undecided about this Euphoria finale.

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@PeloJase @faithful_irish It’s INCREDIBLE. Quentin and I watched it last year.

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@PWagon60 Perhaps “Proud to be An American?”

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@CLE_RichSports Mickey Mantle & Paul Molitor

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I’m sorry but if his knee did this when he hopped, it was bound to happen soon anyway. It is not the dog’s fault.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Tulsa Drillers plan to suspend bat dog program after Kendall George knee injury, per @ByJackHarris.

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@PWagon60 Well that’s even better. Option 2 is that it will be easy to work around naptimes.

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@PWagon60 Great time if you are deceiving to get a daytime babysitter!!!!

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@BuschBeer All of them. Then let the people decide based on flavor and sales which sticks around.

But if I can only pick one, 🍊🍊

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We did not let them know.