abbey 🪩

i’m literally here to support women insta - @ abbeyteague

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

It should’ve been Me not Dolly

[caboose ꪆ𓏲 @grimwarl0ck]

dolly parton died. im gonna throw up.

[🕷️ @godzllas]

sorry to everyone killed by the eruption of mount vesuvius but this song was worth it

[marion¹ @pitlanelando]

"no further action on Lando Norris for leaving the track & gaining an advantage"

[Harry @hdwmovies]

i was hitting this for the entire last half hour of Superman

[lee @kieramman]

dream blunt rotation except im the blunt

[没女 @jojolian22]

me and oomf got harassed in boston 😭😭😭 i have never been whistled at in my life and i never want it to happen again.

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

When my non-political friends ask me if there’s still hope for the future

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Geert @geertiolanda]

I don't want Pope Francis to die

[bruce.♕ 🇧🇸 @_DeeWave]

Your car sliding in the snow is so crazy. You just sit there like wow this is where it ends

[riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @clynicallysane]

when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[没女 @jojolian22]

i have 3 more finals but i’m getting sick i should just die lowkey

[aidan @manfreakbeast]

just spent $12. i have to fucking kill myself

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle