Abel

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[Abel @ItsAbel_KE]

UNPOPULAR OPINION
Religion should be strictly regulated in Kenya and accept only:
1. Catholic
2. Islam
3. SDA
4. Merge all Protestant faiths and call it AIC.
And that evil man Mackenzie should rot in a solitary jail for life.
Jeff mwathi CITAM Miguna 3rd June.

[Abel @ItsAbel_KE]

@KeruboSk Things that never happened. A very nonsensical scenario this one.

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@LarryMadowo 😂😂😂

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@_fels1 @OwirahSamw95117 What??!! You know I thought you were just making a joke out of the bible story where Jesus cast demons into pigs

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@KenyaPower_Care We need paaawa do something quickly

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@NaekuMercy Rage-baiting feminazi shit

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@FGaitho237 Just unfat mzee

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@HerMerix @05BM44 @cathy_mutuku Brown

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@isaack317650 @amerix Unajua kitu inaitwa sarcasm?

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@_lost_07 Huyo jamaa mdogo kitambo wafike tao si atakuwa amekufa😭😂😂

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@AskofuPriest @evenmaina Mwambie askie😂😂

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I'm dead😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Rev Lucy Natasha is now on the streets lamenting like a broken sayona woofer, confessing she married the wrong partner. In a viral video, the altar baddie was caught dropping cryptic lines about men being mutinas, only that she delivered it with more suspense than a Nigerian movie. One year ago, Natasha shocked Kenyan men by tying the knot with Patel, leaving walala hoiis seeing with their mouths wide open.

Even my good friend Ja Loka, who once wrote a 17 page love poem to Natasha, was left seeing marudurudu & eating dust the way Arsenal fans eat hope every season. Ja Loka from Obambla serene thought he would escape lean purses by sliding into Natasha's Urwaro like he watched in storm over paradise back in the days.

But alas, destiny handed him a dry budget and heartbreak combo. Fast-forward to today: the cyclone of Dust has landed right inside Natasha’s matrimonial home. Our altar queen has officially been served hot pepe soup with extra spicy & chevda on the side by Patel.

Just last month, when Kalahari Reports exposed Patel for playing away matches, Natasha unleashed her lawyers on us with threats of defamation suits. This is after we produced evidence kwa kalataas showing the red dotted ninja supplying electricity to IG babes like nobody's business.

Barely 30 days later, she’s out here throwing tantrums like a confused Chihuahua on Red Bull waiting to receive wings, accusing her own man of cheating. But kama kawa, sisi walala hoi hatuna maoni, we just sip our KC ginger, adjust our torn slippers, and watch the drama from far bcoz we can barely afford ugali fulu, za loya ndio tuta weza?👀

[Abel @ItsAbel_KE]

@vibewitmih BTW what do people gain by posting these fake ass stories?

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@InterviewsChat @vibewitmih Except this didn't happen

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@kenyasgossips Dude should know our country is barely 60 years old as compared to centuries of his ancestors building America through slavery....at least we're free. On the ugly part does he have a mirror? Our girls are beautiful.

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@martin_muraythi @Mohbadke Mi najua metro trans matatu...metro fm bado inakuanga?😂😂😂

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@martin_muraythi @Mohbadke Wtf😂😂😂

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@dailygistx Never seen rubbish like this before

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@herbs_herbal @Kevoh_254 @TheRulerrr Try that in the middle of an uphill traffic jam and bring us the results😂😂😂

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@Ngiciriii @linet_ireri @MudgeRulf @Josh001J Poultry

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@FGaitho237 Please practice intermittent fasting in those 26 days and see great results in your weight. I can send you a guide to help you Mr Kanono