Bob Sue

you’re too big to fit in here…

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

@bagofjewelz Okay nymph 👏 BODY

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

You’re fully lying to yourself and me saying there’s one minuet left for five minuets…..

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Like washers and dryers are just simply LIARS.

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Weed is being really nice to me today so there’s that 👍

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

@kimpetras Some of your best music 🥹💎🫶🏻

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

@enatheory GAG IT

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

@6b5hcc2grv We really need to bully them more!

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Extensions are out and I somehow feel more powerful ???

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Made a joke to college kids that I’m 48yrs old and they believed me…..

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

God seeing a hot tub full of gays has me feeling nauseous

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Swear it’s a daily occurrence for people to be like “your toilet is broken” and I’m always like “yeah no it’s not” (in my head “you’re just weak!”)

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

No one flushes the toilet at the salon bc it’s a hard flush!! Like you just gotta put some muscle into it!!!! 🙄

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

This big back at the butcher just got SO close to me….

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Not a random 413 number FACETIMING me….I’m scared

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

I’m done with girls from hs being obsessed with Hailey Bieber …

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Harper hosting a Pilates class on a Saturday???? ALL the spots by the salon are taken…girls go home

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Can Chrissy stop posting about spells and pay her rent …

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

And that’s on me and 40 million other women!

[Bob Sue @itsaidanb1tch]

Crazy to think all too well Taylor’s version is why I don’t speak to my ex…