James Smythe

Media & advertising research expert, and part time kayak racing fanatic.

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@guydresser @REWearmouth With the unlimited wine cellar maybe it could be the new No. 10

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@BBCPolitics Like that time @BorisJohnson was ambushed by a Chechen assassination squad armed with 🍰

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@oly_pics I hope David Cameron doesn’t see this! 😂

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@Sarcoma_UK you are the best. You gave my wife more reassurance on the phone this morning than I've been capable of. With her, you and @royalmarsdenNHS in my corner I literally have nothing to worry about 😂

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@British_Airways you’ve left our baggage in London, now your missing baggage database seems to be down. Your baggage contacts page has no... contacts. Any chance of replying to my DM?

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@guydresser Yes but what if the boss had his eye on the same lady? Schoolboy error.

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@JNETTEKWAKYE Pretty sure the volunteers will feel the same disappointment as an athlete does when they don’t succeed.

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Thank you @russdalesfloor for going above and beyond to make Christmas happen for us.

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Years ago I took out a critical illness policy with @AvivaUK and last week it paid out. Seemed lots of money at the time but best investment I ever made. Will keep pur finances afloat at a difficult time. Thank you.

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Always said it was the wrong Miliband #UKLabour

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@MarthedeFerrer Repaint the room ;)

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There’s choice in every constituency, so if like me this #UKelection2019 appals you, vote #ABLOC - Anyone But @UKLabour or @Conservatives

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Poch to #arsenal? He deserves a good job after the shafting #spurs just gave him

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Ciara and Ollie’s @DWcanoerace 40 miles in and raised £19750 already for @Brakecharity and @RoadPeace. Let’s get them to Westminster and the £20k target https://t.co/WoG3d3JY2y

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In case you missed the first MRC e-newsletter you can read it (and subscribe) here #canoemarathon #britishcanoeing

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@NicolaSturgeon I wish England had a leader like you now. We are better together but not under #erg and #dup terms.

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Just donated to a political party for the first time in nearly 20 years #ChangePolitics

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When my son wakes me up on Saturday with an excited "Daddy we're going on holiday today", I shall sue him for breach of data privacy #GDPRready

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@GNRailUK if I had your data and your budget I could provide honest data to passengers and work one day a week. Sort It out.

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#jbbstage loving it :)