lakey

all views are of the BBC and not my own

[lakey @itsalake]

“@siobhan_dawson: Does this day want to get any worse at all?!!” I know and @CalFraser wants to know if he has a chance?

[ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕤 @TheCurtisDavies]

Big day for @LutonTown finally back in the football league where they belong. Good luck at Carlisle #Hatters #LTFC

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

John Still: "1-0 away win at Carlisle, clean sheet, on the opening day of the season, you can't argue with that."

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

30' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Carlisle 0-1 Town (Cullen)

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Luton are back, Luton are back, hello, hello, from the away end, all decked out in orange #COYH #LutonAreBack.

[lakey @itsalake]

Direct correlation between when a girl gets broken up with and the amount of shite quotes that go up on their Instagram

[lakey @itsalake]

First choice uni accommodation sorted from across the big pond

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

"Any dessert for you, sir?"

"Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.

[lakey @itsalake]

“@kelsiewrixon: Need cheering up badly 🙍” I know can't believe remy failed his medical, would have been a great signing for Liverpool

[lakey @itsalake]

“@BECKYHALLL: Anyone who does a season in a party place must be riddled with disease. So so gross.” @CalFraser

[lakey @itsalake]

Any news where these went @LBlueDavies #poshwank

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

Today's kerb shot.

Comments: I thought this might be a Banksy, but on closer inspection it's actually a tyre scuff

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

Here's a photo of Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber having a fight, made out of paper clips.

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

I'm a passenger in Keith's van. We're doing 58mph in lane one of the M20, listening to Elbow at quite a high volume. What a time to be alive

[lakey @itsalake]

If you have the ability to tweet #drunkasfuck, your not

[lakey @itsalake]

#NowFacebookIsDown how will we ever get enough likes to help save poverty :/

[Fantasy Boat Party @fantasyayianapa]

#BestChatUpLine I've got aircon...