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@girlygotham

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En nombre mío y de todos mis compañeros de la selección iraní, quiero expresar nuestro más sincero agradecimiento y profunda gratitud a México por su cálida hospitalidad. Nos han llenado de amor, calidez y una amabilidad inolvidable. Gracias al maravilloso pueblo mexicano por su cariño y apoyo, que nos han hecho sentir como en nuestro segundo hogar. Todo nuestro respeto y aprecio para ustedes.

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@ManelKape

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🚨 Reporter asks Vinícius Júnior who the best footballer is between Neymar Jr., Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo:

🗣️ Reporter: “Vinícius, you’ve played with Neymar for Brazil and you’ve watched both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo dominate football for years. Who do you think is the best footballer among the three?”

🗣️ Vinícius Júnior: “First of all, it’s an honour to even mention those names together. Neymar is one of the most talented players Brazil has ever produced. Messi is one of the greatest talents football has ever seen. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes the sport has ever had.”

“But if you’re asking me to choose one, I would say Cristiano Ronaldo.”

🗣️ Reporter: “Why Cristiano?”

🗣️ Vinícius Júnior: “Because when I look at football, I don’t just look at talent. I look at the complete picture.”

“Cristiano proved himself everywhere. England, Spain, Italy and Portugal. Different leagues, different teammates, different coaches and different generations, but the result was always the same — goals, trophies and records.”

“His mentality is something I’ve never seen before. Most players are satisfied after winning one Ballon d’Or or one Champions League. Cristiano kept wanting more.”

“He turned hard work into an art form. Every young player in football has looked at Cristiano Ronaldo and learned something from him.”

“What impresses me most is the longevity. For more than twenty years he has remained at the highest level while football constantly changed around him.”

“People talk about talent, but discipline, sacrifice and consistency are talents too. Cristiano mastered all of them.”

“Neymar inspired a generation in Brazil. Messi inspired a generation in Argentina. Cristiano inspired the entire football world.”

“That is why, for me, Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest footballer ever”.

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@isaywhtevr @SSsupersoldier @GhostFreeOr1056 Women die alone 80% of the time cause men live shorter lives dummy

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@marsdavis01 @RJcliffordMMA Bot acting like breaking both orbitals is a walk in the park

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ESTAMOS AQUI!

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@TheWittyGirl Lemme see fr

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@TheWittyGirl Gotta accept your boundaries and life for the most part are no longer your own but it seems like a great life ngl

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@TheWittyGirl

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Argentina is way to poor of a country to be this racist

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@TheWittyGirl Glow

[🇲🇽POVMEXICO @POVMexico]

No one talks about how bootleg merch in Mexico is usually better than the official merch for almost any event

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@fwprism Pwism

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@oycmap Bro looking like he’s carrying twins

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@IdentidadArge

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@fudreaper_ @idk_poor Stick to Minecraft redact

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@GrizzMMA It’s a fist fight there’s a lot of movement

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@HappyPunch Bro Jon Jones beats women, does drugs, and flees the scene from accidents he caused…. He is not a good guy lol

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ITS REALLY COOL @SStricklandMMA DIDNT GET TO ATTEND THE CARD BUT WE GOT @Tyson_Fury TO HELP PROMOTE ANOTHER GAY DANA WHITE BOXING PROMOTION