disgruntled female

mythic bitch

[Nate Soup @MayorWheat]

last night was a fable

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Debate moderator Linsey Davis fact-checks Donald Trump who claimed there are abortions happening during the 9th month of a pregnancy:

“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born.”

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

We are very likely witnessing a full blown government-led coverup of an environmental disaster in Ohio. You cannot talk to residents near the train crash and come to any other conclusion in my opinion. I’m genuinely shocked reading and seeing what I am.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

BREAKING: Pope Benedict, enabler of child sex crimes, is dead at the age of 95.

May this coward beg for forgiveness through all of eternity and never receive it.

[el @aristoachilles]

drop the worst book you've read. go!

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

you ever think about this

[sandra 𐙚 @folkausten]

jane austen is turning in her grave

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

SO IN LOVE THAT I ACTED INSANE
AND THATS THE WAY I LOVED YOU

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

male birth controI is free and it’s caIIed saying poggers out loud

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

you have to understand working at buzzfeed from 2014-2017 was like being a part of the suicide squad

[macklin @saintmacklin]

We need a slur for goldendoodles

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bout to have the best sleep of my life

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Reductress @Reductress]

Nice! New Collar Delivers a Shock Every Time You Say, ‘They Did This on Glee’: https://t.co/evoXGRqpPV