Nik

yep

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

I wish Cory Booker spoke as passionately in defense of Kate Steinle, a young woman who was murdered by a 5-time deported illegal alien, as he is now.

WHERE WERE YOUR TEARS OF RAGE FOR HER AND HER FAMILY?
#TuesdayThoughts #CoryBooker

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Her: Come over.
Me: I can’t tonight.
Her: My parents are on the first floor and I’m on the second floor and I have bitcoins
Me:

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I actually had to reread this about 8 times to understand it. I kept thinking I must be missing something. Why did he get a standing ovation? For confessing? The only people standing for hom should be the police when they go to arrest him. You fuckin mega church idiots. https://t.co/doK4ag9bBk

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Can’t wait for all of the result politically charged acceptance speeches at the Golden Globes because award shows are such great platforms for people to talk politics.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gonna put an old school drive-in, roller skates & rock restaurant at one of the new Tesla Supercharger locations in LA

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

MY WIFE! https://t.co/nHMaqa4tx8

[Nik @itsallth3same]

@MitchJonez Wheres the periscope?!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Such a shame this serial killer gives a bad name to everyone covered in scars with face tattoos while wearing sunglasses indoors.

[Gojeroh @gojeroh]

I was there when u were born, got locked up & gave ur life for the cause. U will be missed
RIP Viserion 6/19/2011 - 8/20/2017
#GameOfThrones

[Mark Alvarado @FineHijinx]

It takes Jon 1 ep to go far south.

White Walkers have been heading south for 7 seasons and haven't hit the Wall yet.

#GameofThrones

[Ryan Smith @KillTheWabbit12]

The moon landing was peak humanity. The half-century since has basically been the last hour of "Return of the King."

[Nik @itsallth3same]

@BobbieDooley Where is Steve during all of this?!

[JARRY LEE @jarry]

[commercial for twitter]

hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry

[Nik @itsallth3same]

@midnight 11

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Today is a great example of why I never say "even after X years, NSA still hasn't hacked me!" You can make it expensive, but not impossible.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to know how to stop the next whistleblower? Stop breaking the damn law.

[T̾e̾d̾’̾s̾ ̾O̾f̾ ̾B̾e̾v̾e̾r̾l̾y̾ ̾H̾i̾l̾l̾s̾ @TedBeverlyHills]

"At Ted's we work overtime thinking about how, what, where & when we're going to slip our meat quietly into your mouth" Our new billboard!

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Have you said good morning to your Samsung Smart TV today?

#Vault7

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump should know OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He's in the closet! HE HAS SCISSORS!

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

The Friday the 13th series is so consistently mishandled, you'd think it was a DC property. https://t.co/I7lb6lYXU9