Lindsey Sullivan

I've always just finished eating

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

said the billionaire

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@Wendys I'm so sad. I ordered a southwest avocado salad, fully expecting sliced or diced pieces of heavenly avocado. I open my salad only to find a pitiful scoop of pulverized guacamole, a far cry from the avocado promised in the name of the salad. Anyway, those are my feels rn

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@caleenesler Leave a trail of bread crumbs

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Imagine you just found out your kid's 53 year old school bus driver is suspected of having covered a girl's mouth, attempting to rape her.

He was 17 at the time.

Do you DEMAND that he be replaced or nah, he's good?

Judges should have higher moral bars than bus drivers.

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@elonmusk You're a fascinating person, I love watching you speak. It was awesome listening you and @joerogan. Please make for time for us little people so we can hear your genius

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

multipass

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@stareable thanks for the love! Have you checked out @ChairGangSeries yet? https://t.co/A1yO2EJ4gz put this episode in your face and watch until the very end. A lot of our post show scenes are improv

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Apple isn't fucking around

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

"Working-class Americans should not be paying for tax breaks for millionaires, billionaires, and wealthy corporations. Join me in saying the Trump Tax MUST GO:" https://t.co/CLrFzF0cBG #RepealTheTrumpTax

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Happy #NationalPretzelDay! Share some with a friend. Or a foe. They’re exquisite.

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

Pants are required in a salon right? Especially as an employee? Stacey didn't get the memo. Watch and find out why https://t.co/uH1HkU5J20 #stylist #indiefilm #improv #michiganfilm #salon #beauty #bts #RealityTV #mocumentary #comedy #webseries #indiewebseries #youtube #webbies

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@tessgerritsen You've been my favorite author for a long time and this tweet right here reminded me why 🙂

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@Crunchyroll Still gives me goosebumps

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@DevonESawa I thought it was just me. I'm kind of happy someone else is experiencing that little piece of hell too

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@michaelianblack I'm living for your feed. Not that you need it, but you have tons of support, you hilarious genius

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

Unfortunately, everyone had some over editing done. @ChrisEvans looks like a beauty queen #ytho #isitfairifitseveryone #putdowntheairbrush #stepawayfromtheairbrush #beautifulavengers https://t.co/XFMrtIIDeo

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

This is why anacondas don't want none unless you got buns hun. She needs the extra calories #sirmixalot #babygotback #natgeo https://t.co/EORAHLI95q

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

30 percent of the female anaconda’s bodyweight goes into making babies—so the extra kilos of meat from her strangled mate are a good meal https://t.co/gbLTFtG8Yq

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@NatGeo An anaconda gets caught doing this and they get an article. I get caught doing this, I go to prison. Pfff

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

Best buds both have the booty pose. Interesting https://t.co/ejdutfmfNY

[Avengers @Avengers]

"There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if we could become something more." #InfinityWar (1/6)

[Lindsey Sullivan @itsalwaysully]

@newscientist Came for the demons, found no demons. Subject is clearly not demonic