Aman Chawla

Man who tweets. Observer of stupidity. Thrower of opinions. Grower of beard. Why are you still reading this. Just smile and scroll.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@flipkartsupport Shared. Please check.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@flipkartsupport The order is not even showing up on my orders page. How do I tell you my order ID? Your gateway is taking my payment, debiting the amount from my card, and then taking me back to my cart as if nothing happened.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

"I'm going to speak my mind"

Translation: Watch this, I'm about to hurt your feelings ethically.

[Blue @tinybleudancer]

2. This request is about my Achan’s/Dad’s book. A retired Major from the 1st Maratha, Indian Armed Forces and a retired VP of Operations at Tata Comms. Who better to talk crisis management? Buy, read, review?
These are an incredible 8 stories. RT? 🙏

https://t.co/hsie8gAtoJ

[L P @february_31st]

LISTEN. THIS BOY REFUSES TO STOP CUDDLING. NEEDIEST BABY I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.

PLEASE GIVE HIM A HOME.

Mumbai, do the thing!!

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

If I use my virgin olive oil for everything does that make it a ho olive oil

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

The summer in #Bangalore this year has changed my definition of finding someone hot. If I now find you hot, it is because I am repulsed by you and would much rather hang out with someone I find to be an air conditioner.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

Me watching Chelsea games is really good business for my therapist right now. #RMACHE

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@february_31st And whose fault is that, @february_31st !?

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

Gen-Z parents be like Meet my kid Lo-Fi Hip-Hop

[Steve Nouri @SteveNouri]

Bing chat is going out of control.

Here are the craziest examples We've seen so far:

1. Bing gets mad and threatens to end the convo
2. Breaking Bing Chat's brain
3. Bing Chat's secret name
4. Bing has feelings?

Rundown AI

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

Will likely need to stop watching football before I turn into a heart patient. #CHESOU

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@emptythoughtbbl They're fine. These rice crisps are better.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@emptythoughtbbl LITERALLY eating them right now.

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

@emptythoughtbbl @BrandSanderson Ummm. Spoilers?

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

New Year New Me(ntal anguish)

[Pochita  @NezukoSocial]

🍊 Pochita Orange

[Aman Chawla @itsamannotaman]

The irony. #elonjet