Hans Coetzer

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for a peach! Then you can say, life is peachy! BA DUM TSS.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA You like a toxic ex-girlfriend using any stupid excuse and lies to come back and harass us.🙄

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Petty like a child coz didn't get the vat increase.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Your "sincere apology" is as hollow as the VAT increase that didn't happen.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Any good news from you means nothing coz tomorrow you can just decide to implement loadshedding on a whim. You've lost all credibility, and no one trusts you to keep the lights on due to all your bullshit practices and lies.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Another terrorist attack from eskom this weekend on South Africa 🙄 Your "sincere apology" means absolutely nothing to us. And we know you don't give a fuck anyway.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA You have done so much harm over the years that the little bit of good news will never be praised. Also, the price we pay for electricity does not come close to justify any excuse you come up with for your fuckups and bullshit.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA No, it's implemented to further your schemes and terrorise a nation, just like the terrorist organization you are.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Or, and hear me out, how bout you just stop this loadshedding bullshit. We all know it's not necessary.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@GovernmentZA And how should we watch this when there is loadshedding? I won't bother listening to your bullshit and lies anyway.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA One day we'll see suicide bombers in eskom uniforms yelling "ESKOM IS GREAT" as they blow shit up like the terrorists they are.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Stage 6,4 and 2 stay the same regardless. So why bother looking at your stupid schedule.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Oh STFU! We'll still get a rediclouse amount to pay at the end of the month, and you'll continue to find ridiculous reasons to loadshed, regardless of how much energy we use.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA No, you use loadshedding to get your way and hold this country hostage, like al terrorist organizations do.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA And yet the schedule remains the same as stage 4. What's the fucking point? Fuck sakes you a useless peace of shit. These stages are pointless if the times and duration you switch us off stay exactly the same.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA We stopped believing this kak years ago. Please stfu.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Doesn't even make a difference. The schedule is still the same. But even if you dropped it to stage 1, it would still be unacceptable. THIS SHOULD NOT BE A THING!!!!

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Just stfu.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA Bullshit. You use loadshedding as a weapon to get more money in your pockets. Eskom is no more than a terrorist organization.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Kgosientsho_R @GovernmentZA Oh fuck off. Not going to listen to lies. We know you just want more cash in your pocket. You are just a terrorists organization keeping us hostage for more money.

[Hans Coetzer @itsameHansel]

@Eskom_SA @Kgosientsho_R I'm not even going to watch it. I already know it's full of lies and bullshit. And we all already know the truth as to why they are doing this. So please, just shut the fuck up you terrorist. Keeping our country hostage because you want more cash 🖕