Andrea 🦉

Mickey 💙

[Andrea 🦉 @itsandrearamoss]

I should’ve crashed out more in my 20s. Now it would just look silly 😔

[julia @juumelo_]

a beautiful woman should never have to use microsoft excel

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[princess micomicona @bubble12_34]

you all need to watch that one Saoirse Ronan scene from Greta Gerwig's Little Women where she says that the reason it's so hard to live without romance is because the community of people you built to support yourself will neglect you whence they attain romantic love

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Nobody is more stressed than a 25-32 yrs old thinking they are running out of time.

[Andrea 🦉 @itsandrearamoss]

Not the abdomen, barrel chest. Caused by chronic lung diseases, usually COPD.

[Eric G @MrEricGz]

I really want to know what makes a man's abdomen inflate like this

[Andrea 🦉 @itsandrearamoss]

I’m tired of this sleep paralysis demon. Please leave me alone I’m already insane.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel tears up while talking about Donald Trump’s victory:

“It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech”

[Andrea 🦉 @itsandrearamoss]

As an American I’m ashamed. As a Mexican I’m disgusted. As a woman I’m terrified.

[☥ mojo jojoan 🍉 ⵣ @blueamends]

His wife had a miscarriage when she was 34, the embryo wasn’t able to leave her body naturally, so she had an abortion. Without abortion rights, his wife could have developped an infection and die.
So of course no abortion means the fucking dark ages. You fucking piece of shit.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

[Andrea 🦉 @itsandrearamoss]

This is oddly true.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when a critical patient develops a sudden and strong urge to move their bowels, they are about to code until proven otherwise.

[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Brave puppy destroys Tornado and saves the planet!

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

[EmeraldPerson @Emerald101515]

POV:the presidental debate this year