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it’s all fiction.

[한 @itsandygill]

The church: Andy! How can we attract more millennials!?
Me: I dunno, just like, don’t be racist, stop telling people they’re going to hell, live what you pr...
The church: you think we’re racist!? Something MUST be wrong with you! Get out!!!
Me: [goes to Wendy’s ‘cause, whatever]

[한 @itsandygill]

@R_Mann_Rick What do you mean by intimacy? And, I’m not disagreeing but why do you believe God wants intimacy?

[한 @itsandygill]

“Innocent until proven guilty… but, at the same time, we’re gonna lock you up until you prove yourself innocent.” 👍🏼

[한 @itsandygill]

If you didn’t see this coming then you’re living in a “silo”

[nina @suddenlysobbing]

It just doesn’t make sense. So many republicans voted democrat. Kamala had more people at her rallies. She won the debate. We had all the professional analytical predictions on our side. I genuinely don’t understand how this happened.

[한 @itsandygill]

@akafacehots @MrBeast Naw bro definitely gets a pass here 💯

[한 @itsandygill]

“No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
— Carl Jung.

[한 @itsandygill]

@watermelondriia Crazy world we live in

[한 @itsandygill]

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society…”

[한 @itsandygill]

@GeoGroyp @WeThePeopleX47 @brutalfightz Did he actually pass away tho? Need a source.

[한 @itsandygill]

It’s amazing things like this are legal — no way consuming several of these doesn’t put your life at direct risk.

[한 @itsandygill]

Be hilarious if in between scripture readings they showed an Amazon commercial… like, “this Christmas Eve service was brought to you by…”

[한 @itsandygill]

Back at church, y’all

[한 @itsandygill]

I’m in LA for Black Friday… and, it’s a little busier than normal but, not Black Friday busy… is this concerning? What’s going on? 😅

[한 @itsandygill]

WOW! Affirmative Action has been overturned… “Data showed [to the Supreme Court] that black applicants were 12 times more likely to be accepted than Asians with similar test scores and GPA.”

I had no idea… 🤯🤯🤯

#AffirmativeAction

[한 @itsandygill]

😂

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if you grew up thinking men literally had one less rib than women then you should be in therapy

[한 @itsandygill]

“It’s JUST a prank bro”
The prank:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2009, a married supporter of Manchester United embarked on a 400-mile journey, anticipating an affair with a woman he had been conversing with on the internet. However, upon arrival at a secluded farm in Scotland, he realized it was a deceptive scheme orchestrated by two Liverpool fans whom he had met while on vacation. Stuart Slann, a 39-year-old individual from Sheffield, had engaged in weeks of online flirtation with a woman named 'Emma,' only to find her absence upon reaching the house. It took three hours before the perpetrators called him, confessing that it had all been an elaborate prank. They recorded the conversation and uploaded it on YouTube and Facebook, along with an embarrassing photo. When Mr. Slann's wife, Louise, 32, discovered his intention to engage in an affair, she ended their marriage.

[한 @itsandygill]

#TIL that Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin we’re both only 5’6” 🤯

[한 @itsandygill]

@clownworld She’s kidding, right? 😅

[한 @itsandygill]

Tonight really should conclude the debate on who’s better… it’s MJ and always will be MJ. #NBA

[한 @itsandygill]

Bro sucker punches him from behind (with a weapon) and still somehow loses 🤡

[한 @itsandygill]

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[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

To be coached by Erik Spoelstra is to be moved emotionally. He inspires, angers, challenges and touches. And it works.