Liz

“One love, one heart, one destiny.” Bob Marley. 27 year old. Heartless fiend. Demeaning sister. Oldest child.

[Liz @itsanillusi0n]

Also pretty October Sky

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Pasta and creepy night time children things

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Forgot the pasta 👍🏻

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@FuckinPaul_ Good alternative!

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Mini bowl and whisk or just normal bowl and giant whisk?

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@FuckinPaul_ For being advertised as nonjudgmental, the amount all the employees are clearly trying sooo hard to not judge you is so very obvious that it’s almost judgmental

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@FuckinPaul_ @insidesanity @YouCanEven @BIessedMother @RulerOfGotham @YourRealGrandpa @ItsKyleShea Ohh I’d vote for that one!

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@RulerOfGotham Or maybe I can just guess...

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@RulerOfGotham Oh my god, you need to point out their kid to me

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@IsntItWonderful @LesliesNotSmall Me too!!!

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@Midget_Giant He’s taken :(

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First night at new place! Already stayin up way too late. Monday’s gonna be exhausting.

[Rory Cohen @Roar_E54]

My fiancé sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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@Midget_Giant I have no idea who you are talking about.

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When you get out of school at 3, it felt very late. When you get off work at 3, it feels like you got half your day back.

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If you see me bumpin to Christmas music already just remember it costs $0 to worry about yourself

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid

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These curry fries are literally life.

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@NotYetSane ha thats why you keep it to yourself ;p