annie

mundane musings of a 20-something... 📷 🕺🏻| @annielouiselewis

[annie @itsanniebeach]

And yet men have told me if I got pregnant accidentally I should carry the baby and give it to them because it’s their property. 😑

[Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale]

If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Fun story: I think I bruised my ribs during a spontaneous session of throwing up in the middle of monday night

[annie @itsanniebeach]

On the last train home and it’s just stopped in the middle of nowhere and the police have boarded and I just wanna know if I’ll make the last bus…?

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

How much score can one body keep though

[annie @itsanniebeach]

I’m trying.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces stop remembering

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Dating with cptsd is wild. One minute I’m happily smitten and the next I’m convinced she hates me.

[annie @itsanniebeach]

A huge amount of people in the uk care, yes. But the systems that we operate under…

[The Guardian @guardian]

Backlash over strip-searched girl shows UK cares about minorities, says Kemi Badenoch https://t.co/PlMlfsx3n0

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Never dating them again

[sarah. @_FakeGamerGirl]

nothing is more heartbreaking than someone telling you that you're being too loud when you get really excited

[annie @itsanniebeach]

It’s a black dog day

[Amelia Atherton @AmeliaAtherton]

Glinda really meant it when she said ‘these things are sent to try us’

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Hello @YodelOnline this is in fact a lie and I can’t find my @GustoHQ box and your website says all your operators are busy. Pretty please could someone help me find my tea?

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Buying underwear is hard as a bisexual. Because do I like the bra? Or do I like the boobs *in* the bra?!

[annie @itsanniebeach]

Not great. ngl.

[annie @itsanniebeach]

My bones have been aching for a solid few weeks now and I’d just like to know if this is a permanent phase of life? Or will it go away?

[Annie Lewis @anniethecreator]

Anyone else’s bra’s always end up in the living room? Just sat where you’ve slung when when you got in?

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

Just won my third iPhone 13 of the day while you were sitting around doing nish

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

exec: I’m just worried it doesn’t convey how hungry they are. “Hippos.”

game designer: how about “Hungry Hippos”?

exec: better. but not strong enough

game designer: “Hungry Hungry Hungry Hippos”?

exec: haha, don’t—let’s not get crazy. but we’re close… we’re very close

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Your honor I was just being a silly little goose