Austino Wiserino

art maker, word sayer, wrestling fan, local attitude problem, degenerate gambler, travels to much, best of both worlds. “The Things I Can’t Control” out now.

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

EVERYBODY PUT 3 FINGERS IN THE AIR…..the sky is fallin, the wind is callin, stand for somethin, or die in the mornin……section .80, HiiPoWeR.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

Hey @IHGCorporate a member of your Hotel Staff physically assaulted me in a drunken rampage and nobody has been able to assist me properly over the phone. I stay in your hotels often for work and need to know that you’re keeping your guest safe! This is unacceptable!

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

This might be just as good as the original song holy fuck

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Wait

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

He’s back

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@ChrisNallsTV @FOXNashville Nobody in nashville actually wants this.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

You’re laughing, but this feels like a canon event in clanker history. It will remember this.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

Top 3 simpsons bits

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

Bruh ain’t nothin gayer than being homophobic.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@MisterSunshiner @HeHateV Bot

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@Evan35788 @HeHateV Bot

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@Angrypatriots76 @HeHateV Bot

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@UnpaidLobbyist_ @501Broadway Ewwwww, religion.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

Stop showing me that nazi behind the desk that’s going thru a “contradictory”
Phase. The moment he can double back down on being a whiny little racist bitch he’s gonna. Right now he’s just trying to play the contradictory card to bring in new viewers. Save it.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@justatmethen I was going thru that airport for work once and I hadn’t been working out so I looked a lil pudgy, and I went thru security, one dude stopped me, tapped my stomach and went “what’s under here” I said “my stomach” and he went “hahaaa sure is” and let me go. Never forgot that.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

Facts

[Sora @KingdomHeartGuy]

Kingdom hearts fans dont even ask for news no more they just look at you like this

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

@johnrich You run the worst bar on broadway.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

All because their daddies raised bitchass sons and daughters, and their granddaddies were also bitchasses, a whole bloodline of dumbassery and bitchassness. All to end up here, eating the big arch and failing to flirt with women. Shits dumb as fuck.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

The biggest dorks I ever grew up with are on Facebook sharing AI memes and bad conservative propaganda that gets disproven by a simple google search, then get in the comments of anyone that disagrees and calls them r*tarded. What do we even do with that.

[Austino Wiserino @itsaustinwise]

I’m out here just trying to live my life, feed my dogs good food, give my wife a happy home, and I love it, don’t get me wrong, but these fuckers are gonna inadvertently ruin it by being dumb as fuck and celebrating the worst of humanity. Shits dumb dude.