somniloquist

(a reluctant computer engineer #MBA in Marketing and a reckless Retweeter) Movies,Cricket(DhoniFan),Music,Jokes,Food,Food,Food & Food. Proud Bihari

[somniloquist @itsavats]

U just need to be made of stuff that never breaks.It's your life & don't give others the key to ur emotions & happiness, keep the key safe!

[Bihar_se_hai @Bihar_se_hai]

The king met the prince, all smiles and experience being shared ✍️♥️

[Rajabets 🇮🇳👑 @rajabetsindia]

Showing chits after performing is mandatory now 😂
#LSGvsCSK

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

All the people who disliked Dhurandhar 1, didn’t even wait for the weekend to watch Dhurandhar 2.

Ye kaisa dislike hai bhai 🤣

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Nowadays, directors use slow motion, catchy BGM, jerky cuts, low-angle camera framing, etc., to create an aura for lead actors. This man, in his prime, needed only his voice and screen presence:

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

When he met Santa Claus 😀

[OldMonkOfCricket @OldMonkofCric]

When Steyn’s 140 km/h meets the God’s perfection. Pure cinema🔥🔥👏

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Day 1 as a spy in Pakistan

[Atharv Shukla @Atharb_]

A rare moment where Sachin Tendulkar lost his temper.
He sledged Prime McGrath and cooked him badly 💀🔥

[somniloquist @itsavats]

@GabbbarSingh Twice

[somniloquist @itsavats]

Watched #Dhurandhar on the 1st day for the plot. Today Watched it again because it was worth it. The theatre was full even on a wednesday here in Melbourne. @AdityaDharFilms @RanveerOfficial @ActorMadhavan @AdityaRajKaul @rampalarjun @gauravgera @duttsanjay @yamigautam

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

If Dhurandhar were made by YRF spy universe directors, Ranveer would go undercover in Pakistan only to discover that Major Iqbal was actually an Indian agent planted by RAW who has now gone rogue and is helping Pakistani terror groups attack India.

Ranveer confronts Major Iqbal, who tries to kill him, but Ranveer is saved by the heroine, Yalina, an undercover ISI agent. The rescue is immediately followed by a poolside item song in which Yalina wears a bikini and tries to seduce Ranveer.

Rahman Dakait is a good Pakistani who has infiltrated the Karachi gangs at the request of Chaudhary Aslam Khan so he can manipulate them into fighting each other, preventing the gangs from turning into a terror network, something Major Iqbal is trying to achieve.

After another sensuous item song, Ranveer teams up with Rahman Dakait, Chaudhary Aslam, Tiger (cameo), Pathaan (cameo), and Yalina to take down Major Iqbal. Iqbal is killed. Everyone says Jai Hind, including Madhavan, who watches the finale on a TV screen remotely.

The film ends with a green screen that reads people on both sides are good; the real villains are the governments.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Nov 26, 2008: Ajmal Kasab and Abu Ismail hijacked a Skoda and were racing toward Girgaom Chowpatty after leaving a trail of killings behind them, when Mumbai Police, acting on wireless alerts, set up a naka.

The car sped toward the barricade, police fired, its tyres shot out, screeching to a halt. Ismail jumped out firing wildly, killing a constable before being brought down by police.

Kasab stayed inside, pretending to surrender, stepping out slowly with an AK-47 hidden under his jacket, waiting for someone to come close. ASI Tukaram Omble, a retired Army soldier, rushed forward, only for Kasab to suddenly pull out the rifle and unleash a full burst at point-blank range.

In that split second, Omble grabbed the barrel with his bare hands, taking every shot through his own body and keeping the gun pinned toward himself, denying Kasab the chance to mow down the rest of the team. Those few seconds were enough for the other officers to surround Kasab and capture him alive.

Omble succumbed to the bullets, but his sacrifice ensured the lone surviving terrorist of 26/11 was taken alive, and that's how the entire attempt to twist the attack into “Hindutva terrorism” collapsed in an instant.

ASI (and Naik) Tukaram Omble, Ashok Chakra. Naman. The nation can’t ever be short of gratitude.

[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

Shaheed Tukaram Omble ji was not just a hero, he was a phenomenon.
26/11 ki sabse badi sacrific apni jaan daav par laga kar Ajmal Kasab ko zinda pakda.
Woh presence of mind, woh bravery, beyond words. The conspiracy to make it look like a Hindu terror attack was jeopardised by this great man. Deserves a Bharat Ratna and should be a part of all textbook syllabus.
Bharat unka ehsaan kabhi nahi utaar sakta. Salute to the great son of India 🙏🏼

[Suprvirat @Mostlykohli]

Ravi Shastri slams Gambhir 🚨

“It’s so easy to sit back in the comm box or on a podcast and point fingers, criticize coaches and players, and talk big until you’re actually in the arena. When you step into the real battle, results speak louder than words. Now the whole country knows who has achieved what — and who just talks.”

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

bezzati toh south africa ki hui hai jo itni taiyyari kar ke aaye the humein harane ke liye haha chutiya bana diya humne

[Bihar_se_hai @Bihar_se_hai]

@dhruv_rathee बिहार आ कर देख , ध्रुव , यहाँ ज़मीन पर , वहाँ जर्मनी से कुछ पता नहीं चलेगा , महिला वोटर्स से बात कर , बिहार के बारे में मत ही बात कर ब्रो

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Glad to see Laalu alive to see his family getting decimated at the polls.

Thousands of 90s kids who had to live away from their parents in boarding schools just to avoid getting kidnapped, thousands who had to forfeit their ancestral land as a bribe to get a clerical job, millions who studied hard under a lantern or a petromax to somehow escape the jungle raj. All of them, across the world, doing well, now looking at their phone screens and the numbers, and smiling. This is victory.

[somniloquist @itsavats]

#Aurora #auroraaustralis Melbourne

[Shafali Verma @TheShafaliVerma]

Grateful for everything 🏆 🇮🇳