avery

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[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Weston Michalak @Westonmqb11_]

Thankful to be named MVP after a great showing at Virginia Tech 7on7 yesterday!

[M.E 🎾 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[bordan @nordanshat]

i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

since when did they stop painting speed bumps yellow? i just flew in the damn air

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

if you ever feel safe just remember im out there

[Chris @citehchris]

whenever i am eating a really good sandwich its like wow okay i am loving this life again

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

[ليلى @Leilaak_]

j’ai dis au dentiste que j’avais peur il m’a dit « rappelez-moi votre âge? » wow

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

damn, went to the woods to ponder and there's three other dudes here already pondering

[hanna is marked 彡⋆｡˚ @nicosnek0]

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

[K, MBA @urfavSpecialK]

Shave your big toe girl we’re going to Miami

[em @emilyagain]

like, “oh lets make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively.”

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today