Patrick Weir

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[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

Beware, the phantom of the WAPera! 
The boys are back in town (quite literally) and we are back to streaming every Tuesday & Friday at 7pm PST! Catch us TONIGHT at 7pm at https://t.co/TnZU1Ds06N @lovelier_band
#CardiB #WAP #CertifiedFreak #Sevendaysaweek #twitch

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

@Galagrrr Gallagher. How do I reach you for an interview? No response from website email.

Thanks ya legend

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

@lunalizzel ah wait I getcha on a 2nd reading my bad homie

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

@lunalizzel or just, don't loot?

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

In Other Words: Fucking racist moron can't comprehend entire country is upset by racist killings.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Former NYPD Commissioner Bernie Kerik raising very good Qs.

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

@realDonaldTrump ding dong goes bing bong

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

i feel worse for her asshole than i do for the chair thats fucking disgusting

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

Shit, people are really gonna start simping over North Korea now. 2020 needs to be abandoned

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

@lgbtqsyd you said it best carl pisser

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

ansel elgort is a bro and what not for what he is doing but why is everyone just so casual about the fact that his name is fucking Ansel Elgort it sounds like an unforgivable curse

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

please daddy please click on me mmm yes daddy please click on me https://t.co/X7GQJHqD2F

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

not surprising that she doesn't know much about money considering her eyebrows are further apart than any wage gap out there

[Plain, Simple Plippy @Plipster]

The Twitch Thots are at it again!

[Lauren Marinelli @WashedOutWanabe]

How you know you made the right decision in breaking up with someone? Look back at your texts and realize they called feminists feminazis.

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

Whoopi Goldberg being viciously mauled by a mutated Bernie Bro after Joe Biden spills his ensure on the nuclear missile launch button (2023, colorized)

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

How do you delete someone else's state? Asking for humanities sake. Full video at the link below. Retweet for a chance to win my dirty socks.
https://t.co/X0AsHD5rrM

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Tik Tok is a national security threat that should only only be used to call out the Chinese government (who controls it) for their atrocities and human rights abuses.

Seriously y'all memes and jokes are fun but downloading the spyware of an authoritarian regime is not.

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

I like how streaming services are cutting quality due to the boost in usage during quarantine. You mean your service can't provide its service to all of the people who pay for the service? #Netflixhatesmankind

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

Iron Man 3 is trending right now. People are that bored. Iron Man 3. If you're that bored, I say you take the time to go and check out this new video. Retweet for a chance to win a roll of toilet paper (slightly used)
https://t.co/dbtgFcW1LF

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

I'm going to be posting videos related to current news/politics every few days as an attempt to shutter out the voices in my head. Its not the company that I mind. Its the fact they don't speak English. I'm pretty sure its not even human. https://t.co/dbtgFcW1LF

[Patrick Weir @itsaweirdprobro]

if "thinking of you wherever you are" as the orchestral of simple and clean starts playing doesn't make you cry for 358 days you're a fucking lizard