Alexa Umaguing

find me at sephora or the couch

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

was holding a $20 bill in my hand while peeing and almost wiped with it lmao #hustlerproblems

[Julian Cardenas @Julianishere13]

you can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

thank you thank you thank you https://t.co/zm9esJbJWn

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

ask me how hard I cried

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

*my mom coming back from the grocery store* "that cashier was SO rude. she is testing my faith.

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

I'm always a slut for water bottles and mugs

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

moved in w 3 white girls and the only seasoning they have is salt...lord help me

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

it's called groundies!!! not grounders omg that sounds like the gay hook up app https://t.co/t600zrcDo2

[liz @lizzy_israel]

me

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

DOG TRUST FALLS DOG TRUST FALLS

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

is she serious????????? when will your fav ever

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

y'all are really stretching lol. poor Bernard :( https://t.co/WOuSpAOSYT

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

#WhitePrivilegeMeans Knowing your children will have GREATLY diminished chance of getting into the college of their choice & with 0 $ aide.

[Alexa Umaguing @itsaxela]

you're an idiot https://t.co/x4Xvwb9bRE

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

To Avoid Poverty:
1) Finish high school.
2) Don't have a kid before age 20.
3) Get married first.
AND YOU WILL NOT BE POOR!
#Dallas