Becca

I wish I was Megan Fox

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

so my friend’s dog tried Rita’s for the first time and the world deserves to see his reaction

[𝕄𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕒 ℝ𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕜𝕣𝕖𝕦𝕫𖤓 @maitreya_412]

someone spilled mashed potatoes in the car

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

the ice cream truck walked so this boy could RUN

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

Got drunk as beans last night at my family’s Easter party and dropped my hearing aid in my marg.

[hater @engxl]

wakinupinnamorninthinkinabtsomanythings 😔

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

Chrissy Teigen deleted her Twitter wow no wonder my feed has been so pleasant lately please never come back :)

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

@ninnacolada hehehe

[aaron southard @southard01]

Now my wife has ordered some pointless shit before but this tops it. A bed washing up sponge holder

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

@SBartell12 ✨born again virgin praise Jesus✨

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

My entire explore page on Instagram is MGK and Pete Davidson someone call 911 I’ve been exposed.

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

@EvanaGiannini How about all the times straight men harrass and hit on girls when we’re CLEARLY not interested. Hello are ya’ll enjoying finally tasting your own medicine :)

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

snap memories from a year ago are starting to give me ptsd little did we know our lives were about to be rocked

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

I’ll never not gag cleaning out the shower drain. Like I know it’s my hair but ew that ish is way cuter when it’s attached to my head.

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

megan fox is hot

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

@andycarpp Tom Brady makes out with his children

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

@KodyEberly Come on over I’ll regret making you say that

[Becca @itsbeccaaaa_]

At this point I’m willing to take a snowball straight to the face if it means someone coming over and playing in the snow with me