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𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖆 𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖆 𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖗 🌹

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖐𝖊 @itsblakexx]

Deutsche Bank and HSBC have been caught laundering for terrorists, drug lords, and kleptocrats for decades. Their punishment? Record profits and a slap on the wrist.

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖐𝖊 @itsblakexx]

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[PSALMIST @GrahamMenj67479]

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[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My wife and I went to couples therapy once and got banned for arguing with the therapist.

We weren't even having serious problems. My wife read an article that said "maintenance therapy" was good for marriages, like an oil change for your relationship.

I said sure.

The therapist's name was Dr. Linda. She had a soothing voice and a lot of plants.

She asked us to describe our communication styles.

My wife said, "I'm direct, He avoids conflict."

I said, "I don't avoid conflict. I just don't see the point in arguing about where to put the dish rack."

"That wasn't about the dish rack," my wife said.

"It was literally about the dish rack."

Dr. Linda raised a hand. "Let's pause. I'm hearing some tension around household tasks."

"There's no tension," I said. "The dish rack is fine."

"It's not fine," my wife said. "It blocks the window."

"It's been there for six years."

"And I've hated it for six years."

Dr. Linda said, "This is good. We're getting to the root."

We were not getting to the root. We were getting to the dish rack.

Things escalated.

My wife brought up the time I threw away her "good Tupperware."

I said it was cracked.

She said it was vintage.

I said you can't have vintage Tupperware.

She said I clearly don't understand value.

Dr. Linda tried to intervene. "Let's take a breath."

Neither of us took a breath.

We started tag teaming Dr. Linda.

She suggested we try "I feel" statements.

My wife said, "I feel like he doesn't listen."

I said, "I feel like she keeps score."

Dr. Linda said, "Let's not use this as a weapon."

I said, "I feel like this isn't helping."

Dr. Linda blinked.

My wife said, "I actually agree with My husband."

That was the first time we'd agreed in forty-five minutes.

Dr. Linda said, "Perhaps you're not ready for this process."

I said, "Or maybe the process isn't working."

My wife said, "That's what I was thinking."

We both looked at Dr. Linda.

She looked at us.

"I think," she said slowly, "we should end the session early."

We never went back.

On the drive home, my wife said, "That was actually fun."

I said, "Fighting with her?"

"No, Fighting with you, Against her."

I thought about it.

"We make a good team," I said.

"We do."

We moved the dish rack when we got home.

Not because we resolved anything.

Just because it felt like a win.

We've been married 30 years.

I think the secret is having a common enemy.

Even if it's a therapist.

[Maurice Ayang @AyangMaurice]

Stop trying to please everyone. You are not a dollar bill. Focus on building your empire.

[EL 值 @Elkhalifa1111]

heres what i think about your stupid stop sign 🛑

[乄𖤐NSTAYTRILL @clintonstaytril]

On a recent podcast, Eminem was asked to name any rapper he considers greater than him. When names like Lil Wayne, Drake, Nas, The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, and Kendrick Lamar were mentioned, he stayed silent.

When Jay-Z was brought up, he still didn’t respond. The interviewer repeated Jay-Z again, and Eminem finally said:

“I respect Jay, but don’t put me in a race I never entered. I’m not chasing empires… I’m the reason this conversation even exists.”

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

drug dealers back in the days had cars, houses, and money...y’all new drug dealers don’t have nothing, not even drugs sometimes😂

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚 💎 @Xxscccc]

AI won’t liberate workers—it will entrench incumbents. Tasks cheapen while value flows to those hoarding data, distribution, and networks. Gatekeepers capture far more than users gain. Productivity won’t be widely shared. Ownership, not innovation, decides winners

[✞OVY ☔️ @OVYrct]

when I was young I wanted to be married by 23.
let's all laugh together.

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖐𝖊 @itsblakexx]

Deutsche Bank and HSBC have been caught laundering for terrorists, drug lords, and kleptocrats for decades. Their punishment? Record profits and a slap on the wrist.

[trex @_trexszn]

It's difficult to explain depression to someone who has never experienced a mind that constantly questions its own worth.

[preshyung @preshyung019]

What’s an unpopular opinion you have that would get you canceled?"

[ÕÑË-MÄÑ 🇺🇸 @paulinus14218]

My ADHD is getting the best of me rn. Even with meds. I crash at 2-3 pm and nothing can bring me back to normal. I just want to sleep. ZERO motivation. I have so much to do right now that I’m in tears because I CAN’T get started so everything just keeps piling up. My Sales job adds more and more pressure every day and as a member of the Leadership Team I’m holding it together for everyone else. I’m so all over the place with a long list of things to do and I’m just paralyzed. #plzhelp 😪

[Jesse🤑🤑 @Jesse187013]

Why is it that when she’s on top she fucks me real slow and teasing, but the second I’m on top she’s grabbing my back telling me to hit it harder? 😂 Ladies, what’s the science behind this?

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

I thought everyone rehearsed phone calls in the car first. I had scripts for ordering pizza. People called it “overthinking.” Years later I got diagnosed with autism. Turns out I wasn’t anxious for no reason, I was translating myself into everyone else’s language

[𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙾 😶‍🌫️ @Billxtrobite]

So why do cigarette smokers get to smoke anywhere in public, but I can't smoke weed at a park?

[De. bag @F55579Febian]

It’s easy to read about a 2-hour deep work block, but executing it is a completely different game.

[Flash Point @011Flash]

Good evening everyone 🙌⚖️

Happy Thursday y’all 🫶🏾❤️

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖐𝖊 @itsblakexx]

@Xxscccc Funny right?

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖐𝖊 @itsblakexx]

You're NOT "investing" in the stock market. You're gambling against hedge funds with better information, faster bots, and politicians who leak policy changes early. They just call it financial literacy so you feel stupid when you lose.