Boring Dad

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Sunday night is ironing night. #ironingnight

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.@AldiUK ZINGY LIME SHOWER GEL because it makes me smell like zingy lime and lime is my favourite citrus product

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

.@marksandspencer I love your basil infused extra virgin olive oil. #basil #infused #extra #virgin #olive #oil

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Model World looks great! Can I book now for 2017? Are women allowed (I didn't see any on the video)? @BtnModelworld https://t.co/5MVHm2nSlq

[Ceirney Eddie @Ceirney]

Model World @BrightonCentre @BtnModelworld https://t.co/PvpmCyM9uL #Weekend #Models

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

Great start to the weekend. I'm at a kid's party. They're having fun and I'm speaking to other parents about kitchens #partyandkitchens

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

@IKEAUK Your original tweet only mentioned a newborn, not a toddler. What do you think @KerryKatona7 (2005 celebrity mum of the year)?

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

@IKEAUK an open cot for a new arrival? And a pillow? Is that irresponsible advertising? #irresponsibleadvertising

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I'm buying my son braces. ��6 at @johnlewisretail (good quality) or £6.75 on @amazon (free delivery, unknown quality)? What to do? #whattodo

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It's not a real party unless there's a quiche

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For sale: 14 musical valentines day cards.

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#valentinesdayupdate And she didn't like the musical card! Or my heartichoke joke. #whatisthemostromanticvegetable

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#valentinesdayupdate It didn't go too well. I gave my wife the heart shaped cake tins. She said I better be joking. I wasn't. #notajoke

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

It gets harder each year to find #ValentinesDay cards that play music. That's why this year I bought enough for the next 15 years. #bulkbuy

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

#ValentinesDay tomorrow! I'm fairly sure my wife will love her gifts. #romanticandpractical

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I'm watching Deliver Us From Evil. It's a documentary about a pedophile priest. #NetflixAndChill

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Wine and recycling #PerfectPartner #ValentinesDay https://t.co/AsHCAlKJoG

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Wine and… What’s your #PerfectPartner? #ValentinesDay

[Boring Dad @itsboringdad]

Bookcase update: Not built. Still in the box.

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AGREE!!!! The world has gone mad. Who is to blame? @UN @POTUS @David_Cameron @Pontifex @SeppBlatter https://t.co/1PLiKLeASR

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SNAP! I have just noticed that it's also #bagelday! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?! #PizzaDay #PancakeDay #InternetSafetyday #toomanydays

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Today is #NationalPizzaDay, #PancakeDay and #InternetSafetyday! We need a committee to ensure better scheduling in the future @UN @POTUS