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kissing your friends goodnight isn't gay

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Will you be long in there? I had the Amazen Mindful Practice Room and Pot Noodle and Masturbation cubicle booked for the 5:27-5:30 slot.

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elephant toothpaste pee

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ihate this country

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no one show this to martwe

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lol i didnt rly put utopia lol

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not masturbating

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barnesy only managed it bc he got a job masturbating glaciers or some shit

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Martwin The Most Recent A Chatter To Study A Broad (this is how duolingo heads refer to meting a Women)

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yeah the stupid little freak morrissy and every song is like Ohhh.... im so sad........ the world is so cruel..... and then he was like nvm im racist Luv me england. Ate me muslims.

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the truest rapper you can be is Lil Yourself ❤️

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imagine youare an insane punk freak in the 1980 and you just did multiple illicit substances and start slapping whateve u feel like out into the world there s no skill level needed its the achatters that make A chat

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if brie really does taste like c*m god help the blow jobbers

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my friend does and he uses logic i think

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Omg I love a good crasy screenshit

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Feeling so tsundere about returning home I might just commit seppuku

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Drunk