Britta Perry

anarchist cat owner & licensed psychology major | lived in new york (she/they)

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

as a psychologist, if I needed counseling, I think I’d know

[Jeff Winger @RealJeffWinger]

@itsbrittaperry I don’t need counselling. The rest of you do. Starting with you, ideally.

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

@perz1lla we can’t talk here, email me

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

if you are “deceived” or “tricked” by oat milk being called oat milk then you are so stupid you deserve it

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

government is so fucking stupid

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

barista interview today. wearing my best leather jacket. if they don’t appreciate that then i don’t want to work for them ANYWAY

[maha @mahaaaay]

nothing i hate more than an apolitical ass bitch

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

normalize being a girl who protests in the morning and cries in the afternoon

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

incredible day to have lived in new york

[New York Post @nypost]

Tomorrow's cover: Zohran Mamdani wins 2025 NYC mayoral election https://t.co/HwAuNmCFtL

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[mina @fawnishfemme]

marriage is such a crazy concept because it’s a bunch of made up rules that you don’t have to do

[claire @brittaofitall]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked britta perry and she told me that it all starts with a quick looksie into someone’s bag, then it’s a brisk peekaroonie at our phone records, and before you can say 1984, the thought-police are forcey-worcing you to bend and spread

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

tried to flirt with a bartender for free drinks last night and ended up unionizing him

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

@RealJeffWinger @lilbanannie can’t argue with this ironclad logic

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

@RealJeffWinger I know people say lol or whatever but I actually did just laugh out loud

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

years ago I met this guy who turned out to be a corpo-humanoid spokesperson for the sandwich chain Subway & we accidentally fell in love while I was doing covert operations to try & take the company down. we dated again a few years later when he was guerrilla marketing for Honda

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

sometimes I think about all the men who have called me “intense” and I wonder how many of them are now in crypto

[alfie @alfienxo]

"you told your groupchat already?"

god forbid i report back to headquarters

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

@cool_abed_films i’m sure she’ll love it when she gets it!

[Britta Perry @itsbrittaperry]

@cliveowenlover I’ll be your new dad, I’d never ask you to bring a girlfriend home, too regressive