Britt ✨🍓

Doing My Best ™️

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

concept: kool-aid man redesign, but this time he has buttcheeks 🍑

[mon⁷ @knjgIoss]

i love whatever’s wrong with them

[Mojo’s left paw 🩸 @waspinyourear]

Lestat recording The Failures

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

BTS has been named a “Guinness World Records ‘ICON’” by GWR, becoming the ONLY Musical Group and Asian Act included on the list.

— “Icon Status” is a prestigious recognition celebrating legendary record-holders and global figures who have shaped the world.

[Elmo @elmo]

Of course, Elmo has @BTS_twt on speed dial! Elmo is so excited to see them soon! ❤️

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@CoveredGeekly A generational talent. This still makes me so upset, taken from us too soon.

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@HollywoodHandle Or we could just call it quits

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

The curse of having a small kitchen and desperately wanting to make holiday cookie boxes

[trish @ultragloss]

i can’t prove it but spotify wrapped is lying

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

Spotify wrapped reminding me that my music taste hasn't aged since 2009

[trash jones @jzux]

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

Kiba is getting a tooth pulled today, excuse me while I cry forever (his little teeth are my favorite)

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@GabrielHorizons Celeste

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@PopCrave It's because retail stores are already playing Christmas music

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@DiscussingFilm @Variety Enough of this!!!

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

@jessicalynne Asking the real important questions! I am sick of this! My wife and I look nothing alike but both of our names start with the same letter, and we were recently asked if we were TWINS.

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

sometimes i feel like i'm going truly insane watching the lack of critical thinking and media literacy that people have

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

Mmmm already back in NY and annoyed about it

[Britt ✨🍓 @itsbrittcarp]

I fear being in London makes me hate NY a tiny bit 😬