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[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Nimenunua nyama bibi akaComplain vile nimeekewa mifupa nikakumbuka Iko jamaa alisema bibi yake hudhani ye huenda butchery anaambia mkata nyama “niwekee hii mifupa kubwa kubwa.. Nataka leo ajam apasuke” 😂😂😂

[Chela🖤 @Ruthjelagat13]

All parents raising obese children while feeding them garbage and poison should be behind bars.

[Uncle Ya Njugi @1juan1juan1juan]

Ile siku my niece atakuwa old enough kujua bei ya kinder joy inakaribia bei ya quarter ndio atajua I was never a stingy uncle

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Kimuzi ni Mamba original. Even after Kuoga na Olive oil from Gethsemane huko Israel buddy still looks like a bandit from Kiplegetet huko Marakwet.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

So he is asking for sex and you are demanding money in return. There is a term for that specific occupation you are into........something like pro.....never mind.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hey Asamoh. As you can see in your comment section,My company offers search services and many more,but I am respectfully rejecting any business from you as we are very much aware of how evil you are both online and offline. Your heart and your face are the same. Thanks

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tukikamata watu wote wako na prado hii kenya tuwaweke pale nyayo stadium tuwapige marisasi wakufe wote,we will have eliminated 99% of kenyas problems,including homosexuality.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Men who go to church really scare me. They must have done something really horrible they're trying to make up for

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Luhyas don't sacrifice for their kids man. Huwezi pata mluhya anauza shamba eti anasomesha mtoto. Kama hakuna school fee mtoi anabaki home anaanza kujitafutia effective immediately. I realised they've point juu mluhya akiomoka huwa hafikirii situation ya home. Jamaa inaenda Nairobi kuzungusha kiuno na hawa wasichana weupe wa mlima, wazazi wakihangaika huko Matisi wakiokota mahindi.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

You're not guaranteed hakutanuka umena mida ya mtombo but one thing you are guaranteed is a chimpanzee grip pussy juu only men with balls of steel and iced water veins dare to hit, and at that very moment you happen to be one of them

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

@Brianmbunde Zero 😑
Just more time and clarity to think about your problems 😂

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

If you are fighting with your wife and she keeps attacking your manhood, just know she has got a spare outside.

~ African proverbs.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you will understand how foolish it is to try and change someone else.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Watu wazee hunikasirisha sana. You become a burden to people, unaanza kunuka uzee. The only advantage ya kukua mzee is you have an excuse for being a burden. Ukifika 30 years wacha kusumbua watu na ununue kamba upime kilo zako and help us save the O-Zone layer you old bastard

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The worst money unaeza kula ukiwa umesota ni fees na rent. Hizo mbili hukuhaunt utakuwa unaoperate at 50 w/hr(wueehs per hour)

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Both ruto and uhuru should spend at least 40 years in prison after paying back every single coin they looted . Add another 2 years for ruto for making grown men call him dad online .

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

If everything you offered was not enough, offer your absence.

- Mario Benedetti

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

1. kumlipia rent.
2. Kumfungulia biashiara
3. Kumtumia pesa ovyo ovyo
4. Kumpost kila mahali
5. Kupeleka yeye university or college
6. Kulipia salon weekly
7. Kulamba kanyui
8. Kulea mtoto hukuzalisha.
9. Kupeleka yeye out
10. ...?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fungeni Laptops !

IEBC wamedelete our voter details from their database ndo tusipige kura.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Kuna vitu unaweza fanyia dem ukifikiria you are impressing her but yeye anaona an idle stupid man who should respect himself and find a purpose in life