Carly Smith

Probably eating a croissant

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

@CitizensBank has the WORST customer service. Line “disconnected” twice have waited a total of 2 hours for a refund check. Will never be banking with them again.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

My toxic trait is having a bad day and thinking a new tattoo will help

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

Remember when Tik Tok was a @KeshaRose song and not an app…

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

We Were Young tour comes out and now everyone was emo in high school smh

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

My company: we are extending work from home and TBD to our hybrid model.
Me: extends my vacation in FL so I can work in the warmth

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

I will never understand having a brand new luxury car when you can’t afford a place to live

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

I literally just eat sushi and gain weight someone please tell me what I’m doing wrong

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

People who ask what’s in the vaccine are the same people eating Taco Bell’s mystery meat

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

I see “Millenials Aren’t Having Babies” is making the rounds again. To sum it up: our planet is dying, no one is getting paid enough, there’s not adequate maternity leave, no one can afford hospital bills, most of us can’t afford a house—like what did you think would happen?

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

Twitter really thought I was 13 and locked my account for 24hrs. At least someone thinks I look young

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

@pulte Could use some help paying my student loans. Venmo: itscarly413

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

Can we collectively as women not pretend drinking beer is quirky

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

Honestly it would be just my luck I post an Instagram photo and the whole social internet shuts down

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

@JudgesChamberrr @Breaking911 Ugh anti-abortion AND a Yankees fan? Tough look 😬

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

@soupintheircan Weed and other females

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

I have officially made my boyfriend just as obsessed with @CrimeJunkiePod as I am. Bring on the road trips!

[c. @spillthesasss]

y'all ever secretly wanna pack ur things and leave the country or it's just me

[Amber Scholl @AmberScholl]

i’m just a hot girl buying dumb shit

[Carly Smith @itscarly13]

@gaetormom Dump him.