carly

my dowry is student debt xx

[carly @itscarlybeth]

self care hard. self loathe easy

[carly @itscarlybeth]

That time of year again when I propose Glasgow and Philly become sister cities.

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@sohanvd I sob

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@AaishaSKhan Today I opened my laptop and forgot I had been looking at the Bonne Maman advent calendar in an incognito window. A girl can dream (of jams spreads and preserves in smol jars!)

[carly @itscarlybeth]

When will they put The Sopranos on Hayu

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@ahmadsuhail_94 @LifeAfterMyPhD No, r u ?!

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@sohanvd Dm if this is a cry for help bb

[carly @itscarlybeth]

Vampires on LinkedIn

[carly @itscarlybeth]

I enjoyed Dune 2. Looking forward to Dune 3, presumably called “Dune 3: The Scorn of a Woman”

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

[Yara Eid 🇵🇸 يارا عيد @yaraeid_]

We lost connection with 2.3 million people.

فقدنا جميع أنواع الاتصال ب 2.3 مليون إنسان
!!!!!!!!

#Gaza_Genicide #GazaUnderaAttack #FreePalaestine #CeasefireNOW

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

You never feel more pathetic than when you buy a cookie in a cafe. Watch them pick it up with the tongs and put it in a little paper bag for you. Absolutely mortifying. Might as well ask them to change your nappy to go with your flat white.

[carly @itscarlybeth]

Only in Glasgow are people at gigs so nice that they turn around to me (5’11 and stood on a 3 inch platform) and ask if they’re blocking my view. I’m like no, please, jump around even, wave yer arms, live!

[carly @itscarlybeth]

How am I? Oh you know just

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@AaishaSKhan Meet me outside Murrayfield is giving future tswift lyric

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@millymichelle @capriciouscappy 😭😭

[carly @itscarlybeth]

@SohaNvd Ugh

[carly @itscarlybeth]

Embodying her energy today