DudeWheresMyCarr

Yukon/OK

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

I totally forgot Twitter was a thing...

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@baileyteel well that's better than sleeping with your exs best friends😂😂

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@baileyteel @amp_yo isn't he the one who drugged you up when we were dating and tried to take advantage of you? 😂

[Heath Brooks Robinson @Heath_Robinson_]

That breath you just took... That's a gift.

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

😂👌🏼

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

Wish I was better at going to sleep😴

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

I've always wanted it to be simple, but that's where I messed up and would get bored with the relationship.

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

Had a great weekend with my sister in law, my brother, my niece, and this little rascal. #family https://t.co/5OTq70bHuC

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@NickSubbie I'm down like 10 beers. They should reimburse me...

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@NickSubbie you're getting pretty drunk I'm sure

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@_josieflowers I can't decide which is worse and/or makes me vomit less...

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@Danny_Arb Hopefully they don't get shirtless 😂

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@TriviumPaolo @realDonaldTrump that would be a good start haha

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

@Danny_Arb is this UFC?

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

I was just about to post something like this 😂😂😂 #DebateDrankDrunk https://t.co/1STkGj3zMw

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

Food poisoning is awesome 🤘🏼 S/O to @SUBWAY

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

I made a wise choice to move to Texas and I'm glad that this is where I'll stay 🙌🏼 #goldenopportunities

[DudeWheresMyCarr @itscarrdude]

Totally forgot twitter was a thing for awhile 😅