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The Houston Astros are so good

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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

LETS GOOO!!!! @TexasTechSB

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

This century, teams were 0-640 when trailing by 8+ runs in an NCAA softball tourney game.

It's now 1-640. Texas Tech was down 8 runs WITH ONLY ONE OUT LEFT and somehow became the first 🤯

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

The Rockies are up 3-2

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

'They just tased Ryan' is without a doubt the greatest call an announcer has made since do you believe in Miracles

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@MattLeinartQB Baby #1 is on the way in a month or so for me. Will be soaking up every moment I can. Sounds like you're doing a great job 🫡

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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[OnTexasFootball @ontexasfootball]

Please pray for Jordan Shipley and his family. 🙏🤘

[Austin Romaine @AustinRomaine2]

Thank you, K-State. Excited for my next chapter!!

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Dark mode in Miami 🌴

#WreckEm | @Phillips66Gas

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@Brady_Quinn

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This is our moment.

Let's go take it.

#WreckEm | @reliantenergy

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Texas Tech is a good football team

That's a GOOD football team #PMSLive

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The New York Liberty have agreed on a deal to hire Golden State Warriors assistant Chris DeMarco as their new head coach, sources tell ESPN. DeMarco has been with the Warriors since 2012, winning four NBA titles. He also serves as head coach of the Bahamian men's national team.

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ITS WORKING WE’RE ALREADY UP TO 27. Spread the word! Recruit Red Raiders! Get our king to the top of the list!

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good night, @Mariners. 😘

[Jeff Luhnow @jluhnow]

Wow. George. Awesome!

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I think we should keep the tortilla tradition alive but AT AWAY GAMES ONLY

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@KHanceBurner The tortilla press