Bellynz Masolia

Blessings Upon Blessings🌺-Ambassador
God First.
Ceteris Prints and Graphics
Relax,God is in control!

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

If we elected Sonko to punish Kidero,we elected Waititu to punish Kabogo and also Waiguru to punish Karua,karma isn't stupid,Ruto will just be elected to punish Uhuru!
Keep that in mind!

Moses kuria
Daily Nation

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

I was low-key waiting for Gabriel's 'Over the Bar'😂😂

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

Kepa became Chelsea GK with the highest PK shootout saves ahead of Cech in the club's history when Tuchel subbed him in 2021/22 UEFA Super Cup PK shootout against Villarreal.

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

Kepa became Chelsea GK with the highest PK shootout saves ahead of Cech in the club's history when Tuchel subbed him in 2021/22 UEFA Super Cup PK shootout against Villarreal.

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

@oti_ian Tafadhali niulizie😂

Been buying them from both China Square and China Village, all of them zimenifail.

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

If you really love yourself ata heri ukope money from a friend ubuy simu at the normal price , hizi simu za higher purchase hukufanya ukae slave forever, that 70 bob might look a negligible amount of money but at the end of the day you are spending tens of thousands

[Dr Steve @Rashcasteve]

Naije Guys I need your support hapa

You know all the pressure that comes after Graduation , si bill , si Rent.
I have ventured into Running Errands hapa Town helping busy individuals before vitu Zikuwe poa
My Number is 0.7.2.2.9.1.9.5.9.5

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

@254KOT @kerubo_hillary It’s one of their staff who explained as I have stated herein. The conversation was actually f2f

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

@Kimuzi_ Car drowned in my apartment, footed the entire bill off-pocket (no insurance) and the car got back on the road with no issues
Got my first ever iPhone
Got my mini-me to school
Celebrated my first ever birthday with friends

[Dr Steve @Rashcasteve]

Just me , Reflector and a bag.
Started here with Hope Leo itakuwa poa
Manifesting clients today
On my to work as an Errand person..Hapa nimeaumua Kujiajiri before nipate Green Pasture
0.7.2.2.9.1.9.5.9.5

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[Dr Steve @Rashcasteve]

Starting here with Zero Customers, Zero connection With Hope and Determination
This is my small Beginning, Just Bought a Reflector cost ilikuwa 450
Printing 200
Below are my services

[Dr Steve @Rashcasteve]

Pressure that Comes after Graduation ni ingine noma sana ..
Especially kama hamna Generational Wealth.. My biggest win this year itakuwa niweze Kusaidia Mathe Atoke mahali Ako🙏 she really Tried During My Campus Life

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

@kerubo_hillary Imagine, mind you you’re the one in charge of all the repairs and etc’s. So if the driver takes the car and goes to do Uber with it, and in the course he gets an accident, you’re liable for the repairs. The company is just a middleman😂

[Bellynz Masolia @ItsCeteris]

@kerubo_hillary Some months it gets to 0, others 10k, others 15k😂

Just know that the newer your car is, the more preferred it is to the drivers.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Plantation imebarikiwa

[One Thousand Solutions @Solutions1k]

Compare this young brilliant mind with the average tl bs. Women you are failing girls like Joy Wanjiku. She wants cctv everywhere!

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA wants a share of dowry money.

There is a guy called Kamau.

When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.

He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.

Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.

Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.

The ruracio D-Day arrived.

And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.

🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶

Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.

Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.

The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.

By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.

Kamau took the money and banked it.

Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.

The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.

Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.

• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.

I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.

KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.

Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.

Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.

Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.

When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.

When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.

He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.

- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.

Including footage of the Werokamu song.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.

When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.

He told the Tribunal:

- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?

KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.

They argued the evidence was not convincing.

Why?

• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.

The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.

Then ruled.

- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.

The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.

The tax demand was killed.

Kamau won.

KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2.

- Document everything.

- KRA will push. Push hard.