Thomas Allen

I don't take myself too seriously 😂
UTV
@MertonCricket is loyf

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Watching these two goals go in from the other end to put them in cruise control in a European Final must be absolutely mind-blowing for Aston Villa fans.

[AVFCchats 🦁🏆 @AVFCchats]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TWO FUCKING INCREDIBLE GOALS.

HOW FITTING. SHOVE xG UP YOUR ARSE

[Ben @OcBen]

champions of europe🩷🩵

[Thomas Allen @itschaboyThomas]

@GMK1706 @WG_RumblePants For texting his SA mates well known weaknesses that everyone knew? Going after Prior for being an insufferable Bully? That was backed up by a few more teammates?

[Thomas Allen @itschaboyThomas]

Common denominator with most of these guys.
Real hot flashes of brilliance but never were really up to the standard.
Mr “Fastest hands with no runs to back it up” and Mr “Glass Back” are annoyed they aren’t in the team.
Feels Baz and Key getting punched with their hands tied

[Erika Morris @ErikaMorris79]

Recce Topley woke up today and chose violence against McCullum and Key❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥.
Huge, huge respect to all the players who are lifting the lid on this toxic and insular culture.

[Thomas Allen @itschaboyThomas]

@BandanaSavos I counted 6 before a card shown 😂

[(P)USB(C) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ccfc_07]

Why the fuck are itv censoring Sharon Osbourne saying "there will never be another Ozzy fucking Osbourne" at 10:55 on a Saturday

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

What a moment this is.

Final international innings, scores a hundred and husband Mitchell Starc is watching on in the commentary box.

Alyssa Healy made her Aus debut 16 years ago and has led a momentous growth in women’s cricket.

Good on her.

[Keslerszn @KeslerSZN]

UTV #AVFC

[Premier League Match Centre (Parody) @PL_Match_Centre]

@TyBracey We don’t give pens to Villa, it’s in the rulebook

[Villa MrM @AVFCMarkM]

My current, 4 favourite Villa players in order:

Emi Buendia
Tammy Abrahams
Tyrone Mings
Amadou Onana

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

Should be a foul to Villa and a second yellow card for James Garner.

Look forward to another apology from the Premier League on that one.

#AVFC

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Spotted outside the US Embassy in London.

[jaws @jawsavfc]

do you know how jarring you have to be as a fan base to unite villa, city, liverpool, chelsea & spurs fans

[Dan Bardell @danbardell]

Carbon copy of today.

Wonder what the difference was 🧐

[Thomas Allen @itschaboyThomas]

@surreycricket @ECB_cricket

Surrey League Merger = Playing a team that has never been in Merton calling themselves Merton Mavericks.

In Ealing. Middlesex
On a horrendous pitch

1 hour 20 minute drive.

Any explanation?

[What is Zak Crawley doing? @ZakCrawleyFan]

India were clearly so rattled by Zak Crawley’s first innings that they didn’t fancy having to get him out again and drew the match

Formidable aura 🔥

[Merton Cricket Club @mertoncricket]

@ThatsSoVillage The peak of passive aggressive match report by our oppo. (there was one LBW in each innings)