Chapman Smith

“The beef tips are on the loose” - Colin Brewton

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

I just wanna make music that matters to someone.

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

@iplandisney @Facebook @fbnewsroom @facebookapp @Facebook please help my mom! This is her business!

[Brittney Smith @iplandisney]

@facebook will you help? Please help? My account was hacked and then suspended. Now I can't access my business page. I can't contact help. I can do nothing. Please help. @fbnewsroom @facebookapp

[Jim @JimothyHimbo]

Kombucha is gross

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

But what do I write for my first tweet in two years?

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

Anyone else protect the food in your front seat like it's a kid??

[Kayla Morgan @Kaylerr16]

Does anyone else get stressed out when you're putting the change in your wallet after you check out and someone's in line waiting on you lol

[Trevor Howard @trevorhoward99]

The worst part about Pell City High School is the dementors.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Reminder: we are all just sentient little sacks of meat and bones who want to be admired and hugged and thought about. The rest is put on.

[joey @joeymccull0ugh]

Black or white, we all jus some egg fr

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

A Space Jam reboot, but instead of Michael Jordan, Steve Buscemi

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult...

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

#NewProfilePic

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Excuse me, this room temperature water, which I requested, is not the temperature of the room I had in mind.

[jade @JaadeCraaft]

People that think deotarant is an optional thing blows my mind.......

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

@JohnMayer If you were to open a restaurant, what would the name be?

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

@lindylong_ Cause ur dumb

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

Wow. @JohnMayer blew my mind tonight. A real baller.

[Chapman Smith @itschapstick15]

Pumped because I'm seeing @JohnMayer in 3 days

[T @tylerthecreator]

i wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind