Charlie Kramer

i found bigfoot

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That’s the swaggiest thing since Rick Ross’ Rick Ross Chain.

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Dad said I have my moms build. Don’t know if I should be flattered or offended?

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Everyone else is playing checkers while I’m playing mahjong. Always stay 3 steps ahead.

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As long as God’s got sandals there will be a zynn in that urinal

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I used to take Patrick fishing when he was a boy.

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Banana gum? Lowkey gas.

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When my Dad is in work mode I don’t get a text, I get an email.

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Y’all remember the first time you had to make a left turn on really busy road after getting your permit? Talk about scary.

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For the longest time I thought the Happy Madison Productions guy was saying “Griffin” not “terrific”.

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I was doing pull ups in front of the mirror (I didn’t put the pull up bar there) and lowkey was flexing on myself

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I could pump these out all day

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Does a twitter algorithm exist? Like do random people see these, or just the three people that follow me?

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I like how job applications leave a little spot for me to link my twitter account. Only helps if they’re looking for a good laugh or to get really confused.

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Go to gym. Drive home. Popcorn.

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Is it adult acne when your 24? I mean you’re an adult, but you’re also 24.

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Me: “Mom you should use AI”
Dad: “Chapt GT?”

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I’m baffled; it’s beyond me.

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Go touch grass, madam.

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FB marketplace is the modern day Wild Wild West

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They playin Giveon in TJ maxx