Christina

I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Jim Cantore literally hit by a flying tree branch during a live report. Please get this man off the street.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

If you’re eating a hard boiled egg on an airplane just know that everyone hates you.

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

THIS WHOLE THREAD. ALL OF IT.

[Marta Perez M.D. @DrMartaPerez]

If you are part of a social identity/political party/religious community that feels compelled to force other people to experience pregnancy b/c you believe so deeply in prioritizing a potential "life"... (which makes you sacrifice nothing)...

[Christina @itschristinithh]

My toxic trait is still changing my Bitmoji outfit on the regular in 2022.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@chelseacpaul 100000%

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@CTilburyMakeup Already done! Just patiently waiting.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

Returning from my twitter hiatus only to ask if the @CTilburyMakeup Hollywood Contour Wand will ever come back in stock?!

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@Quack_worth

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Pete Davidson is like a French bulldog. Something is wrong but he’s cute and looks good with hot women.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@theninjajwill 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@theninjajwill 😂🤣

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@Quack_worth

[Christina @itschristinithh]

It’s Spooky Season alright 🤡👻

[Christina @itschristinithh]

They took Aaron Samuels and pumpkin carving out of #HalloweenWars what in the fuccccccck @FoodNetwork

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@theninjajwill @420insidejob Same same lol

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@chelseacpaul Then finding it in my screenshots 2 years later

[Christina @itschristinithh]

@NateDigital Honestly don’t really know why I did…

[Christina @itschristinithh]

I’m not sure whyyyy but I’ve started using “kk” again when I text…..anyone else?

[Christina @itschristinithh]

Just watched #HartToHeart with @MileyCyrus and now I feel like I need to go watch every episode of Hannah Montana.

[Christina @itschristinithh]

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