patrick

patrick | 22 | he/his | priv: @terracedwindsor | ❤ @senatorswift

[patrick @itschuusday]

@samantaesgay well i did that when i was a kid usually but sometimes you don’t want that and you want one pinch of salt

[patrick @itschuusday]

@samantaesgay god no but individually >

[molecular lionel @chasedbywasps]

stealing the POS iPads from small businesses>>>>>>

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Makes sense

[Cat @anxiousgirl01]

How it feels to have a friend

[patrick @itschuusday]

@owldork you in the theater

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[patrick @itschuusday]

@senatorswift it’s just kirby viewed from below

[richard @richard_normal]

RIP robert mueller. he either did or did not do something, which was the whole thing. it’s honestly tough to recall the specifics at this point.

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I totally forgot about the strike and accidentally spent $4,000,000 this morning 🤦‍♂️

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Her unfiltered bald joy I’m getting emotional.

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

Jigsaw: if the Coca Cola spills you’ll be tortured by listening to scars to your beautiful by Alessia Cara nonstop forever

me:

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I had a dream megan thee stallion was at my house but my bathroom was really dirty and I was so embarrassed and thought she was gonna tell everyone

[🥩wad 🫵🏾 @Victorr525]

showin ha panties in front of big bob & patrick

[jatz crackers @iconspice]

deleted pictures of my baby cousin to keep the burger king app on my phone

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

The bearer of bad news

[patrick @itschuusday]

@owldork im so jealous i want to see it NOW

[˙𐃷˙ @upyearning]

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

[*“Volk” intensifies* @TinctureDrone]

when the flight attendants start coming around to collect trash a mere 3 minutes after you've received your complimentary beverage and snack https://t.co/kiFSkfgGGT