Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes🤙🏽🍻🥙 All of my tweets are terrible. Every single one of them. She/Her

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

If I ever start a private snapchat it would have quality content like soup, my cat attacking me, Salad Mountain®️, my cat biting me, and pictures where my head looks like a peanut

[Theo(dore) Foxx @FoxxDoesThings]

@SomaKazima2 If your dog does not have extremely reliable recall, your dog should NOT be off leash outside of designated dog runs.

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

my neighbor has been harassing me for 3 straight months about smoking weed on my patio- except I dont smoke weed on my patio. Wonder how a restraining order is gonna taste after I finish filling out the report.

[annie 🏆 - pyotr kochetkov's defense attorney @jarvardalumni]

nonsoutherners always have some shit to say about the south that they just made up in their head

[Kales ✨ @uravitykiss]

I love the south. I love the culture, I love the nature, & I love the food. What I hate is the racist, homophobic, misogynist government that has cheated, gerrymandered, and rigged elections here. This is my home. I will fight for it because if I don't, who will?

[B🅰️rbie @8_bit_barbie]

i dont like that people never include my sister pyaari in the conversation of internet cats like shes soooooooo fierce

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I just want you to remember. That we live in a world where octopuses dream, otters have a favorite shell that they carry with them all their lives, cows have best friends, and bees have different "dialects" of dance depending on the region. Cats purr at a frequency that accelerates bone healing, the forest grows flowers first after a fire, and dolphins give each other names and respond to them. Penguins make proposals by giving each other the most beautiful pebble

[Mike Pesca @pescami]

Ordinary Abundance. This is the greatest thing I've read in weeks. No kidding. This should win a Pulitzer in a category not yet invented. https://t.co/iqnoACNt6z

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@wvrthy You look fab babes!!!!

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@johanxprime @DrPacD and adding of shadow to her forehead, nose, and jaw. happens at :07-:09 in the clip.

[Zack ☻ @mrdavenport]

taking time off work to see my dad’s art show in nc

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@MISERABLEN0W ‘where i kissed the hand of god and wept on the devils steps’ as a follow up is an amazing fucking line, @stoplightobs fr has amazing discography

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@sympatheticopp 20 gen of Agnes/Claudia alternating- I’ll be damned if my first born isnt named Agnes. And I’m adding my mothers maiden name to my middle name instead of dropping anything.

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

just learned ppl in my life still fck with racial slurs soooo #cutoff #gfys straight up

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@phiIawnba @honeynspice44 @Destiny_Warlox @wildklip Are you fr? Anastasia? The historically white russian name? Used as an insult toward black ppl???????? Are you fckin slow?????

[Claudia, maybe. I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @itsclaudlmao]

@gregoryblotnick Bring them to SC or WI. MA doesnt have real drinkers, the Scots will get along just fine in both these states

[🌸💫✨🍒 @ecofriendlypus1]

Sooo we’re gonna gloss over the ‘diet’ chips that literally make your ass leak?

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!